Pizza express

A euphemism for “having sex with girls a third of your age on your rich pedofile friends sex island” this is often used by the top 1% often famous men between the age of 50-70 whom have a direct relation with the queen.

Interviewer: where were you on this night?

Prince Andrew: I was at pizza express in Woking

by Thatlilnig November 18, 2019

Road Pizza

Someone who gets mangled or destroyed by a car

Holy shit Kurtis just got turned into Road Pizza

by Ripo60 June 13, 2019

pizza desert

An address that no pizza restaurant will deliver to.

Awesome new home in the country, Bro, let's order some delivery!

Can't Bro, this place is a total pizza desert.

by Sad_Artax May 4, 2019

Trunk Pizza

The pizza you buy the day of a friend or family member’s wedding to ensure you don’t go hungry. Placed in trunk before ceremony, ideally, inside a cooler. Removed before, during, or after reception as needed.

After three hours of dancing, I'm ready for some trunk pizza.

by OhioKate September 17, 2012

Pizza Roll

A pizza roll is a bunch of something that i'm not sure of rolled into a little roll. And as soon as you bite into those little fuckers it bursts out the other end, so you have to stuff the whole thing in your mouth. Only to realize its like a mouthful of lava! Pizza-y, yummy lava! ...... but that doesnt mean it doesnt burn like shit

"hey man, I'm going to go make some Totinos Pizza Rolls"

"bring me something cold to drink bro, those things are fuckin hot! ... little shits"

by pseudonym01258912947125094 January 2, 2009

sundial pizza

the slowest pizza place on the planet. generally tastes like cardboard. average delivery time: 2 hours.

Bob: Hey I think I'll be hungry in three hours, better order sundial pizza now.

by MATTATTACK22 February 9, 2012

Zombie Pizza

Pizza that has been heated, frozen, and then reheated.

"Why are you eating zombie pizza when cold pizza is so much better?"

by jrodanbread January 7, 2010