pizza desert

An address that no pizza restaurant will deliver to.

Awesome new home in the country, Bro, let's order some delivery!

Can't Bro, this place is a total pizza desert.

by Sad_Artax May 4, 2019

Pizza trap

When you reach for a piece of pizza only to discover that the box has been left out and there is no pizza left.

That asshole Zack left a pizza trap for me.

by yhtomit91 October 12, 2011

Not boneless Pizza

Issa pizza dat ain't not unboneless

Let me get uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh not not boneless pizza

by Dat nℹ🅱️🅱️a June 12, 2017

Pizza express

A euphemism for “having sex with girls a third of your age on your rich pedofile friends sex island” this is often used by the top 1% often famous men between the age of 50-70 whom have a direct relation with the queen.

Interviewer: where were you on this night?

Prince Andrew: I was at pizza express in Woking

by Thatlilnig November 18, 2019

Pizza Roll

A pizza roll is a bunch of something that i'm not sure of rolled into a little roll. And as soon as you bite into those little fuckers it bursts out the other end, so you have to stuff the whole thing in your mouth. Only to realize its like a mouthful of lava! Pizza-y, yummy lava! ...... but that doesnt mean it doesnt burn like shit

"hey man, I'm going to go make some Totinos Pizza Rolls"

"bring me something cold to drink bro, those things are fuckin hot! ... little shits"

by pseudonym01258912947125094 January 2, 2009

sundial pizza

the slowest pizza place on the planet. generally tastes like cardboard. average delivery time: 2 hours.

Bob: Hey I think I'll be hungry in three hours, better order sundial pizza now.

by MATTATTACK22 February 9, 2012

Zombie Pizza

Pizza that has been heated, frozen, and then reheated.

"Why are you eating zombie pizza when cold pizza is so much better?"

by jrodanbread January 7, 2010