pita factor

pain in the ass factor....on a scale from one to ten.

I hate dealing with that sales rep.,his pita factor is a ten.

by pita controller February 4, 2006

Pistachio Fart

When a lady of young age eats to many items of the vagetagious species and has a wet or squishy queef out of her vagina.

Yo Feeney had a MAD pistachio fart.
Yeah i know what a douche.

by A Man of Truth August 1, 2010

Pittard

Somebody's ass, rear end, or derriere.

I need to get my pittard in gear.

by Colonal Buttocks October 6, 2009

pistachio nut surprise

when someone eats a series of food to make there poop green and then smashes their white asscheeks against a window and releases its green caca surprise all over the window resembling a pistachio nut. (green caca+white asscheeks= pistachio nut surprise)

i pistachio nut surprised my mom the other day and she broke the glass window making my anus bleed.

by RepGnar January 13, 2011

Pita

Pita originated from a day where a girl was almost murderer whilst texted her friend and misspelled pits

Sexy girl whilst texting her sexy friend, "my pita smell so bad rn"

Sexy friend, " let me in ur asshole now"

by Crack heads under my window August 1, 2018

pitaco

It's a piece of pie that you eat like a taco.

Dr. Zaius: Dude, there's only pie in the fridge but there's no plates or silverware.

Doc Ock: Dang, but I'm so hungry.

Dr. Zaius: Let's eat it with our hands.

Doc Ock: Great idea.

Dr. Zaius: We should call it a pitaco.

Doc Ock: Freaking genius.

by Milt Schmidt June 10, 2011

Pintal

A pintal is another term for a Penis.

Get your pintal oot.

That pervert got his pintal sucked by a sheep.

by ganja89 September 24, 2010