Jake Piper's fourth law

The last of his laws, it states:
There can only be three laws.

The law is a certified law.

Connor: "Hey man, I used Jake Piper's fifth law here and-"
Daniel: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's fourth law. There's no fifth law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

Piper

🥴🥴

Piper is a 🥴

by 288888888.3 November 19, 2018

Piper carr

A two faced hoe that will get on your good side then stab u in the back ,extremely unloyal ,playes a ton of games ,and over all sees no problem with how she treats others

Man you better not let piper carr slide

by Bigdicksavage November 25, 2018

Piper

The best cousin ever! So sweet and caring and will never let you down. Funny, athletic, pretty, aggressive, and tall. She is the best friend you could ever ask for. She is so selfless and the best person to hang around.

Me : oh my gosh that girl is so nice, she must be a Piper

by peewee01 November 6, 2021

Piper

A very annoying person. She is the mum of the group. Piper is a nice friend. But if you get on her bad side, you know you're dead. Piper is always telling people to stop. Even if you sit in her spot that she didn't even claim as her own, she will try to murder you. Piper is religious and owns more than two bibles.

Person 1: Trys to steal someones food.
Piper: ENOUGH. BOTH OF YOU, I DON'T WANNA SEE YOU SIT NEXT TO EACH OTHER FOR THE REST OF LUNCH!

by ThatOneWeebSimp August 4, 2022

Piper

the most stunning person in the world, they are so smart and funny and they care about everyone

“woah have you met piper”
“yeah they are so awesome and cool”

by Lierin Culhane February 18, 2023

Piper

Someone who can’t spell or type but probably made it out of special education. Way to go Piper, rock on. Make good choices always.

My friend, Piper, is awesome.

by Sparkly_Shart March 24, 2025