The act of getting loaded with gargantuan amounts of work before submitting a pitch to a potential client for business. Usually characterized by 4 am work schedules, take away meals, frequent cigarette breaks, long periods of sexual abstinence, disconnect from the outside world and a general frustration towards the act of existence. Most frequently observed in professions of advertising and consulting.
Girl ( feeling frisky ) : Babe, why have you been so cold to me all week ? Is everything alright ?
Boyfriend : Sorry babe, its not your fault. Iv been pitch slapped all week with the presentation coming up on Friday.
Boyfriend : Sorry babe, its not your fault. Iv been pitch slapped all week with the presentation coming up on Friday.
by A.I.R July 15, 2016
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Jill: That’s the pitchfork in the saddle.
Jill: That’s the pitchfork in the saddle.
by Stu846 September 17, 2007
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For males engaging in a sexual act with a woman: An alternate source of stimulation used when the currently enacted source of stimulation becomes tiresome to the male giver. The act of switching from vaginal sex to digital stimulation would be considered "bringing in the relief pitcher." Often used to conceal physical weakness and to the female recipient is seen merely as "switching it up." Can help maintain pleasure levels. Keeps manhood in check.
"dude i was bangin' my girl so hard but i got fuckin' tired so i brought out that relief pitcher son."
by Random Ock March 24, 2009
Get the relief pitcher mug.The act of two men sticking their cocks into a Chinese fingertrap and playing tug of war until one of the men nuts a load. Commonly used in fraternity hazing to break the souls of pledges.
Chuck: hey mike are you going to join theta chi?
Mike: not sure yet, the idea of paying to have friends sounds sick tho!
Chuck: yeah I agree! I heard all of the brothers there have to Chinese pitchfork till they bust! They instantly become lifelong friends!
Mike: shit man, I'm in, frats rule!
Mike: not sure yet, the idea of paying to have friends sounds sick tho!
Chuck: yeah I agree! I heard all of the brothers there have to Chinese pitchfork till they bust! They instantly become lifelong friends!
Mike: shit man, I'm in, frats rule!
by Bigstik December 11, 2013
Get the chinese pitchfork mug.When public radio and TV announcers get particularly irritated with a lack of donations. originally coined by Click and Clack, March 2007, on NPR's CarTalk.
In the final minutes of the fund drive, the radio announcer pitch slapped the audience for a lack of donations.
by mandy-louise April 6, 2007
Get the Pitch Slap mug.The female genitalia. It's a portmanteau of pussy and crotch, and useful for children and the prudish, in order to be less vulgar.
Melinda: I think I've figured it out, it's the lavender soap that is making my potchi itch and burn.
Melissa: It's always something with you, isn't it.
Melissa: It's always something with you, isn't it.
by squeakyfromme April 18, 2017
Get the Potchi mug.tired and done working on whatever it is you were doing. depending on the context can also mean finished in a negative aspect such as "I didn't study for the exam and now im pootched".
Oh man i'm pootched i'm going to bed
by Senathan Rome April 24, 2011
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