National post an embarrassing photo of your friend day

On May 14th you post an embarrassing/awkward photo of your bestfriend(s) on any social media.

For eg. *insert picture* caption: Happy National post an embarrassing photo of your friend day!

by niamhiglol April 13, 2021

photoshopping

The process of reviewing old photo's or yearbooks and suddenly discovering that someone has become more attractive. Usually indicative of a change in tastes or maturity, or a desire to hook up.

Girl: Great reunion get together! After looking at the reunion photo's I pulled out our yearbook and I have to say you were really hot!
Boy: You wouldn't give me the time of day in high school, sounds like now you are photoshopping me?
Girl: Doesn't mean we can't hook up now does it?
Boy (to his 15yr old self) : Stick with it! She'll come around eventually. Dreams can come true.

by LittleDuke November 14, 2012

photography

The process of taking photos.
Apparently, if you want to get anywhere in the photo industry, you must only take "vintage" pictures of a skinny girl in converse, flowers, converse, two emo boys kissing, more converse, a self portrait with terrible angles or a decrepit unused building.
Did i forget something? Ahh yes...more converse! Add some stars/hearts and song lyrics by dashboard confessional to really give it some oomph.

Now just put them on your myspace or deviantart and watch the compliments roll in! Now all you have to do is wait for some business moguls to spot your obvious talent and hire you straightaway. Because you so are a 'photographer'.

xXbLaCK_heaRtXx just added some photos onto their deviantart. It's all a bunch of sunsets, dying trees and brand spanking new converse sitting on disused train tracks.

"Ooh, look! Here's one of him lying on the tracks! And he's even put a heart and sparkles in the corner!"

"Soooo deep and artistic!" *nods*

Feel free to copy the following paragraph and put it on as many emo/scene/myspace pages you can find who commit said atrocity:

In real life, turning up the exposure on a portrait so much you barely see the person's features anymore is not advised in photography. Really, you're not supposed to do it. You're not a photographer! Get over it!

by unhinged since 1989 April 3, 2008

photoslap

A photoslap occurs when you snag a snapshot photo of someone when they least expect it. It is preferable that the victim (photoslappee) does not expect the photoslap. It is also preferable that you catch them with the strangest, most stupid or ugly look on their face during the photoslap moment. Photoslap can also be used as a verb. Example: "Wow, she got photoslapped!". Now that you know what it is, get out there and get photoslapping!

"Don't take a photo of me when I'm not expecting it. That is a photoslap!"

by John Smitha November 12, 2008

Photosynthesis and chill

The tree version of netflix and chill. Usually used when two plants planted next to each other suddenly start having sex.

Five minutes into photosynthesis and chill, the mango tree groped the apple tree's ass.

Damn.

That's one horny tree.

by TheDestructinator June 1, 2016

boudoir photography

An intimate photo of a man or women, suggestivily covered but not fully nude, ment to tease the senses.

by Denise September 15, 2003

Photo shoot lesbian.

A woman who is pretending to be a lesbian for a photo shoot. You can usually spot differences between a real lesbian and a photo shoot lesbian.

Boy 1 : Did you see that picture of those to girls together? Hot!
Boy 2: Yeah, but one is a total Photo shoot lesbian.
Boy 1: How do you know?
Boy 2: One girls has long-ass nails. I don't think girls want a nail shoved up their vagina!

by Alesbianwithshortnails. June 12, 2011