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How the potato peels

Means the same as the "cookie crumbles", just a different spin on it.
That's just how the potato peels, not much you can do about it.
by Le Freddy tomfoolery October 29, 2023
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Wig peeled back

Popularized by inmates in prison when one uses a shank or shiv to scalp another inmate. By slicing the head and peeling the scalp back.
by UnderstandingStreetslang February 6, 2023
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sweaty ball peel

when your sitting on part of your balls, and your super sweaty and you peel them out from under your leg = me right now
sweaty ball peel : i was sitting on my sweaty balls and hadto peel them off my leg LUL
by BR Boot2thehead August 29, 2019
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Peel Me a Grape

To waste someone's time doing something that doesn't mean anything.
Patrick: "I went ahead and made some tea to go with dinner."
Jamie: "Sweet or unsweet?"
Patrick: "Unsweet."
Jamie: "What am I, a Yankee? I ain't drinking that shit! Peel me a grape!"
by Dragonspisces July 24, 2018
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Peel The Shark Out

To intentionally perform a stupid and/or dangerous activity for the amusement of yourself and/or others.

Inspired by an episode of Dirty Jobs in which Mike Rowe literately peeled a shark out of a fiberglass mold.
"Grab the fireworks we picked up on the way here, we're going to peel the shark out."
by Jacob Heartin August 9, 2009
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Peel Me a Grape

Sarcastic retort to trivial information. infers a lack of care about any given subject or idea.
Hayley says "Jake, you don't come to school and still pass anyways" Jake Says "peel me a grape"
by Mysteryinformant September 14, 2012
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Banana Peel Dick

1. A word to describe Dan Browns reproductive organs.

2. A term for nasty, grotesque, god awful disgusting male genitalia.

3. Male genitalia that have become deformed due to multiple sexual relations with women that have multiple STD's
You better get that treated, or you're gonna get banana peel dick like Dan Brown.

Did you see the banana peel dick on that guy?!?

Dude, you gotta watch who you sleep with or you're gonna get banana peel dick.
by Cap'n Douche June 12, 2012
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