Peel me noob

When your Tristana dies and blames the noob jungler

Tristana: *walks into entire enemy team*
Tristana: *dies*
Tristana: Peel me noob

by shfin April 27, 2022

Wig peeled back

Popularized by inmates in prison when one uses a shank or shiv to scalp another inmate. By slicing the head and peeling the scalp back.

That cholo got his wig peeled back

by UnderstandingStreetslang February 07, 2023

thigh peel effect

When you're sitting in a plastic chair in shorts so that your legs stick to it and you lose 10 layers of skin from peeling your thighs off the chair surface

When Dana wore a short dress and sat in the booth at Wendy's, she experienced the thigh peel effect upon standing up. Ouch.

by mobius220 July 24, 2010

Peel Me a Grape

To waste someone's time doing something that doesn't mean anything.

Patrick: "I went ahead and made some tea to go with dinner."
Jamie: "Sweet or unsweet?"
Patrick: "Unsweet."
Jamie: "What am I, a Yankee? I ain't drinking that shit! Peel me a grape!"

by Dragonspisces July 24, 2018

Peel The Shark Out

To intentionally perform a stupid and/or dangerous activity for the amusement of yourself and/or others.

Inspired by an episode of Dirty Jobs in which Mike Rowe literately peeled a shark out of a fiberglass mold.

"Grab the fireworks we picked up on the way here, we're going to peel the shark out."

by Jacob Heartin August 09, 2009

Peel Me a Grape

Sarcastic retort to trivial information. infers a lack of care about any given subject or idea.

Hayley says "Jake, you don't come to school and still pass anyways" Jake Says "peel me a grape"

by Mysteryinformant September 14, 2012

Peel You Back

To rob someone, usually while the owner of the stolen items is sitting right there. The thief is usually high.

Keep a close eye on all your stuff while he's over, or else he'll really peel you back.

by Jazi Jenn October 30, 2014