professional street hamsta

definition 1: when one is undeniably the best street hamsta around town
definition 2: white people way of avoiding the n-word

guy 1: see that dude over there
guy 2: who?
guy 1: he do be the most professional street hamsta around the block.
guy 2: aight bet.

by myggefar May 23, 2023

Professional Sad Kids

The cool, dedicated people that call themselves fans of JC Stewart. Consists of people from all over the world with a lot of memes and dad jokes.

Professional Sad Kids are the coolest people ever

by loesj February 17, 2021

Professional Bed Tester

An individual who hooks up with random strangers frequently and stays the night in their bed.

I didn't realize Jessica was a professional bed tester till she told me her body count.

by Cpt. Chlamydia March 29, 2023

fluid power professional

A person who receives in a bukkake and is later compensated for there services

We should hire that fluid power professional we had at the last bukkake

by Dairydaddy June 19, 2022

Professional Shit-bag

Noun: (in the Marine Corps) an individual who is purposefuly so close to the minimum standards that he is perceived to be out of regs, or an individual who is actually out of regs (on purpose) but is able to get away with or hide it. This is to include haircuts, pft/cft scores, uniform regulations and more.

SSgt blasted that LCpl for the 'mop on his head'. He must be what you call a professional shit-bag.

by Termin@l L@nce September 28, 2013

professional photo bomber

inserting yourself intentionally at the last possible moment into every photo opportunity possible.

My best friend and I were getting our picture took at a party when this guy we did not even know jumped into the picture.....He is a "Professional Photo Bomber"

When viewing the pictures for the annual Christmas Party...Drunk BoB was in Every Photo!!! What a "PPB"

by Diabla0007 December 27, 2010

Urban Dictionary Professional

Responsible for the maintenance, upkeep, and expansion of the Urban Dictionary website. The process to become a UDP includes a set of rigorous coursework that culminates in a UDP certification.

Job Counselor: Have you thought of getting a UDPC and becoming an Urban Dictionary Professional?

by someonefromearth January 10, 2010