Pootie

An extremely old yet distinguished fellow of Christian descent. Usually pedophilic and disgruntled but also sometimes motivational and reasonable. Usually encountered in Midwest America they may seem relatively harmless but must be approached with caution to avoid molestation or accidentally neglecting them. The easiest way to agitate one is to preform an act of atheism or voluntary drug use. As of 2022 they have been listed as the only known psychic sub species to become endangered due to their hesitancy to reproduce from dwindling numbers.

The pootie who has molested me used to be known as grandpa guitar pappy lap steel and gpa gitfiddle.

by Anthony Gordon October 24, 2022

Pooty butt

When you don’t open your cheeks in the shower to let the water clean them

Ew Terrance has a pooty butt that’s nasty

by Landon <3 January 25, 2022

papa pootis

Someone who is fully capable of detecting Arm Chair Admirals. Also know as "Rear Admiral Moose"

When the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie... "Papa pootis"

by Suck it Metaphoricly,Allyza July 6, 2018

pootiful

adjective for the term 'poo' used by Moawajunie Mei to express the cuteness of TOMORROW X TOGETHERS CHOI YEONJUN!

boiii black haired yeonjun is so pootiful😭😭❤️❤️

by yawnzzn August 13, 2024

Pootie special

The act or engagement of oral sex

When I went over his house I gave him the amazing pootie special

by Loverkay556 January 29, 2025

pooty

pooty (p-ou-tee) : noun/verb/adjective: meaning ; anything

pooty.
"pooty." -pooty

by pooty council March 16, 2022

Pootie

A pet: a cute dog or puppy

I love going to the park with my favorite little pootie poo

by ForUrbanDictionary March 15, 2020