Wanna play some Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker in honor of our God Emperor?
by Communist Wombat January 12, 2021

by Shushgothit October 13, 2021

by big_al's_bf June 16, 2022

son: Dad, what is a poker habit?
Dad: son, it's when people are addicted to games where you need to bet money. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings. their marriages, their property and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid complete financial ruin.
Dad: son, it's when people are addicted to games where you need to bet money. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings. their marriages, their property and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid complete financial ruin.
by Sexydimma February 22, 2013

Someone who sneaks behind and pokes someone in the ear so hard they leak banana nut pudding from all orifices.
Gary: That damn ear poker got me good!! I didn't have enough paper towels to clean up. It was pretty embarrassing.
Tom: dang man that so suck
Tom: dang man that so suck
by PapaDroe February 7, 2018

Sits with the guy, drinks, casually laughs and offers encouragement.
Does not hand over any cash or touch below the waist.
Does not hand over any cash or touch below the waist.
by Dinky2 July 9, 2017

The term "Luigi Poker" refers to a set of 4 minigames in the video game "New Super Mario Bros." for the Nintendo DS. All of the minigames star the superior Mario Brother, Luigi, and a deck of cards.
The Luigi Poker minigames are arguably the best minigames in New Super Mario Bros.
The Luigi Poker minigames are arguably the best minigames in New Super Mario Bros.
by CreatorJo January 17, 2023
