by blthrskt November 09, 2008
When one's arms are particularly large; the muscular state of one's arms after a workout....Derived from the word "pipes", referring to the arms.
Sean: "Shiiiiit, I gotta wrestle Dan next week in the sectionals."
Max: "No easy task there, dude. Saw him last week. I don't know if he'd just come from the gym or what, but that mofo was all piped up."
Max: "No easy task there, dude. Saw him last week. I don't know if he'd just come from the gym or what, but that mofo was all piped up."
by stockman09 August 16, 2007
An expression invented by Blake hessel meaning to have a wank, based off milking a cow however the pipe is a metaphor for a man's penis.
Soz man I'll be on in 10 just gotta milk the pipe XD
DUDE SHE WAS MILKING THE PIPE ALL NIGHT LONG...
DUDE SHE WAS MILKING THE PIPE ALL NIGHT LONG...
by Xxdudexx October 10, 2018
1. It is another way of saying male masturbation.
2. Refers to that one clump of constipation blocking up a load of diarrhea.
2. Refers to that one clump of constipation blocking up a load of diarrhea.
Person a: Why were you in the toilet for so long?
Person b: sorry man, was unclogging the pipes.
Person a: That's disgusting.
(Applies to both definitions)
Person b: sorry man, was unclogging the pipes.
Person a: That's disgusting.
(Applies to both definitions)
by Obligatory Dick Joke May 04, 2015
by Pipemasterc November 22, 2016
by Mega Skull March 16, 2022
“Hey girl are you a plumber cause I wanna give you that mad pipe”
“Sure you’ve scored yourself a get out of virgin free card”
“Fuck you joshua Kelly”
“Sure you’ve scored yourself a get out of virgin free card”
“Fuck you joshua Kelly”
by Beerboats November 02, 2019