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Patriot Card

Card used to justify immoral and/or illogical behavior under the guides that not doing so would be "Unpatriotic". Most commonly used by Americans.
I was trying to explain to Jaxxon that supporting the Iraq war is dumb and he pulled the Patriot Card on me.
by Bobthedobhob April 14, 2019
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patriots daddy

Eli manning and nick foles beat the patriots in the super bowl so that’s them the patriots daddy
by Lil dick gang February 16, 2018
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orange-patriot

the act of losing the finals or any important game after having an unbeaten streak prior to that loss.
1.the Patriots pulled an orange-patriot with a perfect season, losing to the Colts in the super bowl
2.the Holland(Netherlands) soccer team lost to Spain in the final at South Africa. the sure pulled an orange-patriot.
by eljeslo July 13, 2010
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Mcdonalds patriot

An American who thinks they are super patriotic because they put the american flag all over everything and yell at their tv screens when people protest during the national anthem. But don't really care about anyone in the country other than themselves.
She is a McDonalds patriot. She will tell at you for "disrespecting the troops" but won't even make eye contact with the homeless veterans because she thinks they all deserve it

He always thanks the veterans for their service and says they deserve our respect. But he always votes for people who cut funding for veterans healthcare
by Guiltysparklez0343 November 15, 2019
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Canadian Patriotism

Canadian Patriotism is a special type of Patriotism that focuses solely on two things:

1. Being Not-Americans. (Being Not-British was also once a part of being Canadian, but has since faded over the decades)
Not-Americans are generally chauvinistic towards Americans, and will explicitly show its people of Not-Americans how stupid Americans are.
In reverse, Not-Americans will show their hypocrisy by attacking any American that bashes Not-America. They will call Americans patriotic whores, among other racial slurs. They will then hide behind their wall of stereotyped innocence.

2. Blowing every one of Canada's accomplishments out of proportion.
That includes: everything that the British army did before Canada was autonomous, every invention made by someone of another country residing in Canada at the time, and every celebrity that was born in Canada, but resides in America. (See Joshua Jackson.)
Common subjects are as follows:
- "Canadians" (British) burned the White House down in 1812.
- The fact that Canadian beer has a higher alcohol percentage than American.
- One of the largest freestanding structures.
- Record for most gold medals at home.
- Every game that Canada invented that America hijacked and made better.
- Canada's the second largest landmass.

In addition to those two, Canadian Patriotism means consciously believing in the diverse country that is Canada, and partaking in the extremely satirical Canadian humour.
"Canadian Patriotism" is clear when looking at the comments on Canadian songs on Youtube. The highest rated comments are usually the most chauvinist and hypocritical.
by The_Exuberant_Face February 20, 2011
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ass patriot

1. (n) People that cannot think for themselves, but blindly follow a cause that is based on a lie. Somewhat comparable to sheeple.

2. (n) A person that claims to be patriotic, but doesn't actually show his patriotism. Somewhat comparable with poseur.
Look at those ass patriots watching Faux News, they act like sheeple everytime the president talks about fighting terrorism, yet he's rescinding civil liberties and data mining everybody in the nation. Asshats!

You are such an ass patriot, Doug. You criticise people for not supporting the war, but I don't see you running to the recruiter's office to get enlisted.
by linux003miranda May 30, 2006
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patriot toast

Eggs and milk cooked around bread. Similar to French Toast, but tastes better because it's American.
by WC September 16, 2004
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