owen

Owen is a gay, fat, 11 year old kid, who sleeps with kids named Tyler.

-Owen slept with Tyler last night.
-Owen is gay.
-Owen needs to rape women to even see their skin.
-Owen: "What's a vagina? Is that the latest model of a dick.:

by Remniscent January 6, 2012

owen

he is the most cool guy he is so leng and has sick hair he hates lewis green and alex llyod he is alsob such a bossman.
he shops at lidl and eats chewing gum

stop being owen

by oenc dbf February 25, 2020

owen

Owen is the cutest dude ever. Somehow, straight men like him.

Wow! You look like an Owen right now.

by Owen lover January 16, 2019

owen

when someone makes a statement of accomplishment disproportionate to actual goals achieved

WOW!! that guy just told me he could lift 225 lbs.. hes being such an Owen.

by social paranoia June 2, 2008

Owens

The female version of Alan from the Hangover (a retard)

or someone who use's excessive fake tan.

You see that girl Lucy, she's such a retard....what an Owens.

by L Pegs April 29, 2010

owen

The most cocky and pretentious douche you will ever meet. Uses adjectives such as "sick" to describe himself. Commonly refers to himself as a Frat God or "Frat af." Tries to act hard but is actually really soft and is easily whipped by females. Only wears basic clothing items like vineyard vines, frockets, sperrys, and polo, as well as the typical swooshed up douche hair style.

Ugh, that guy is such an Owen.

by lilvickivert March 5, 2017

owen

ok so we are gonna contradict all the other definitions of owen and look at the straight facts. owen can be very nice when he wants to be but he’s also mean. it’s ok tho. he’s kinda weird and thinks he’s cool but he has friends which is cool.

yo it’s owen

by harshisucks December 29, 2019