steamy nuke

This action occurs during sexual intercourse, when the male is on the verge of an orgasm and feeling a tingly sensation in the anus region. To begin this action the male will get into squatting position over the female or male. At brink of both sensations the male will blasts cum all over her or his face, while splattering shit on the pectoral area at the same time.

“I had sex with a freaky bitch last night.. I was about to nut in her face and she asked me to Steamy Nuke her.”

“Lauren is being such a bitch lately, I’m going to drop a Steamy Nuke on her tonight.”

“Son, make sure you shit before you have sex. Or else you might drop the classic Steamy Nuke... unless she’s like your mom and into that freaky shit.”

by MrSteamy May 9, 2018

bathroom nuke

A very large shit usually taken after eating any type of food that is shit-inducing. A bathroom nuke is the deadliest of all shits in that when a person has a bathroom nuke the whole area must be decontaminated for the next 48 hours.

I went to the bathroom today,opened a stall,and there was a bathroom nuke everywhere.

by Wetback Joe May 25, 2010

Content Nuke

Basically, someone making a youtube video about someone that did something wrong, and somehow cancelling them. The thumbnail is always with the Youtuber's face cropped to a picture of an explosion. The videos are around 15-60 minutes.

"Hey guys, today we are gonna content nuke PewDiePie for saying the n word!"

by OmarioGaming@YouTube September 13, 2020

Tactical Nuke

The oh so fabled "TACTICAL NUKE" from Call of Duty:Moderwarfare 2. Every single noob immediately unlocks it although they will never be able to get it in game. It requires a 25 kill streak on multiplayer and you must either be the most epic gamer ever or a no life to use it. Either way, you just bombed the crap out of everyone and ended the game.

25 Kill Streaker with "Tactical Nuke": OMFG TACTICAL NUKE!!!!! -launches tactical nuke-

Every other player: Dude what the f- BOOM

Game over.

by PTRS Noob November 18, 2009

text nuke

A text nuke is a text bomb on steroids.

Sending a text nuke requires sending a single recipient at least 500 text messages. Given the service and quality of the phone, this may take more than half an hour just to receive the messages. Very successful if don to recipient at inconvenient times: in class, during a test, 5AM, hooking up with somebody, at a meeting, etc...

A text nuke should be reserved for comical purposes or when you really want to mess with somebody. Careful - if done in jest, ensure that the recipient has a plan.

*Note: This can also be used to achieve more than a simple interruption, such as battery drainage...*

Tara: WTF man, you just sent me 500 text messages!

Me: Yes I just sent you a text nuke!

by Hector Jr November 27, 2009

Drop a nuke

Taking an unusually large crap which creates a massive explosion like sound in the toilet.

We thought Hiroshima was bad until we heard Jeff drop a nuke in the bathroom.

by JayReynolds October 3, 2007

Big Nuke

-When something is seen as really appealing and/or brings satisfaction to and idea or subject.

-Also can be a substitute for "you're mad" or "you're lying".

Teacher: " You got an A on your project Mark, keep up the good work."
Mark: "That's Big Nuke!"

John: "I have a girlfriend, she doesn't live in this country but she's definitely real."
Bob: "Thats Big Nuke bro, your girlfriend doesn't even exist!"

by Talexman2004 December 29, 2019