NOLTE

(1) The state in which one finds himself after an period of intense, protracted drunkenness, often characterized by multiple days and nights without eating or sleeping indoors;

(2) A condition of inebriation only ever reached by American screen actor Nick Nolte, as depicted in the timeless "Nick Nolte Mug Shot" of September 11, 2002;

(3) To be crunked while coated with a thick layer of duckbutter.

"Dude -- Happy Birthday!! Do you want to do some shot-skis!!??"

"Oh my God dude, Yes! The last time I did those I woke up totally NOLTE in the alley the next day, completely naked!"


"So I heard you guys took a trip last year to Vegas!?"

"Oh my God, it was Nolte from the beginning!!?"


"How did last night wind up??!"

"No idea dude. I was Nolte from dinner on!! I just remember waking up on the couch completely naked, with no idea what time or day it was!"

by Gerald789 February 13, 2009

Barnes and Noble

Synonymous with the action of dropping a deuce due to the fact that the Barnes and Noble bathrooms are so well kept up that the famed bookstore is the place to go if one ever needs to pinch a loaf in public.

I shouldn't have had White Castle last night; I really have to drop a Barnes and Noble.

by Dizzle72 July 14, 2011

Nobleman of Crossout

A Magic Card in Yu-Gi-Oh!-Duel Monsters which removes a facedown monster from the game not sends it to the graveyard. If a monster with a Flip Effect is removed, remove all copies of that card from each player's deck.

Damn, you just Noblemaned my "Witch of the Black Forest."

by JoshMiller April 17, 2004

notebook'd

becoming mushy and sappy after having been forced to watch The Notebook

Guy 1: Peace, love, and happiness to all!
Guy 2: Dude, you got notebook'd.

by boom boom splat September 3, 2008

nomlette

An omelette that is of om nom noming proportion

All I had left in my fridge was eggs and take out, so I just made an epic nomlette last night - it had tater-tots and onion rings in it

by GoGators2009 March 2, 2009

notebook kiss

like in the movie the notebook, a notebook kiss means (preferably in the rain), the guy forcefully grabs the girl's face, kisses her passionately, and kind of lifts her up. Kiss to last as long as wanted.

I soo want him to notebook kiss me!

by horsegal26 May 29, 2012

Jeremy Nobler

Noun: The act of engulfing ostrich eggs using your vagina

i was at the zoo yesterday when i decided to jump in the Australia Exhibit and "Jeremy Nobler", it was orgasmic.

by 12$ December 15, 2009