An ancient Norwegian competition where a whole bunch of naked men slide down a mountain and fully penetrate a man before they reach the bottom and use him as a sled
by Shinnypickle24 November 17, 2016
Norwegian Double Glory is when two gay men lay faces to penises on a modified, lowered bunk-bed with two glory holes cut on each side. Mutual oral sex is then facilitated.
Norwegian Double-Glory example:
David: John, you wanna' fuck?
John: Yeah, I've only been doing Norwegian Double-Glories, so my ass is good to go.
John: Fucking awesome.
David: John, you wanna' fuck?
John: Yeah, I've only been doing Norwegian Double-Glories, so my ass is good to go.
John: Fucking awesome.
by dunkley22 December 01, 2011
A sex position involving three partners (male, male, female,) in which the male partners take turns defecating on the woman's chest.
Not to be confused with the German Forklift.
Not to be confused with the German Forklift.
"How was your weekend?"
"It was alright, had to clean my bathroom after I gave the wife the ole Norwegian Dump Truck"
"It was alright, had to clean my bathroom after I gave the wife the ole Norwegian Dump Truck"
by benisaurus_rex November 22, 2020
A combination of a Cleveland Steamer and a Dutch Oven.
Taking a dump on your partner’s chest then pulling the covers over yourselves fully enjoy the aroma.
Taking a dump on your partner’s chest then pulling the covers over yourselves fully enjoy the aroma.
You see Jimmy, when a man and a woman love each other very much, and a Cleveland Steamer, just doesn't cut it anymore… That’s when they have to resort to a Norwegian Hot Tent.
by Delaque217 January 17, 2023
the act of when a man streches out a women's ass hairs very tightly, and then proceeds to play the native norwegian national anthem. the man will continue this melodious symphony, until the female reaches the point of the "squirt".
Tim - " Yo, i was totally hit'n katya last evening, when i started rock'n out to the native tune."
King SwAGKiiD LeX - " Did You Pull Off The NORWEGIAN GUITAR HERO ? "
Tim - " You bet yo, had to end it early becuase she busted at the chorus. "
King SwAGKiiD LeX - " Did You Pull Off The NORWEGIAN GUITAR HERO ? "
Tim - " You bet yo, had to end it early becuase she busted at the chorus. "
by Norwegian Sex March 27, 2011
The act of sucking freshly-spent semen out of a vagina and then spitting it back into the semen deliverers mouth.
Clara clearly made Rods fantasy come true as she lovingly delievered a Norwegian Tax Return into his mouth.
by The_Iron_Platypus July 08, 2011
In ancient Norwegian history there was a story of a troll so ugly no other troll or anything of nature would touche it. This troll than went to a Norwegian Viking Metal Festivial. It met the most beautiful viking metalist it had ever saw. The troll tried talking to the man but the man refused to such a hidous creature. The troll than became very angry, and we all know when trolls get angry: They get HORNY! So the troll than went in the mans trailer which in that time was a wagon with 2 oxens. She filled the vikings gaunlet (because vikings drank from gaunlets at the time) with booze. She than hid under the vikings rock-like bed. Very thirsty the man than drank the whole gauntlet. He became very drunk. Than the troll leaped out from under the bed and became walking towards the viking. The viking saw the most beautifullest tree he had ever seen (because in those times vikings dated trees) They began to express their love for each other. The viking than started to have anal sex with the troll. Being very very turned on the troll than took it's hand and shoved it up the vikings ass. In this process troll fungus leaked out from her fingernails. It was a long night for those too. The viking than woke up the next morning. He procedeed to the bathroom to take some herbs for he had an extreme headache. All of a sudden he had the most strangest feeling in his stomach. He rushed over to the toliet and pulled his furrs down. He was screaming in agony as his vowels pushed out whatever was in his rectum. After about a half an hour of this unbelieveable pain he herd something crying. He pulled up his furrs and look in the toliet. He saw the most hidious thing in his entire life. He than looked in his rock bed to find the mother of this hidious creature lieing in his bed smoking a racoon. "YOUR THE FATHER OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL NORWEGIAN ASS BABY I HAVE EVER SEEN!" she said.
That fatefull night for generations and generations every norwegian man must suffer the pain of giving birth to an Norwegian Ass Baby once in his life.
That fatefull night for generations and generations every norwegian man must suffer the pain of giving birth to an Norwegian Ass Baby once in his life.
by Killa Chris February 06, 2007