Nookie

Noob+Rookie= Nookie

Ryan-Hey Kam you know how to longboard?

Kam- Nope i'm such a nookie
Ryan- Yes...you are a nookie

by GhettoDonkey519 August 1, 2011

Nookerella

A story about a young kid named kyle who believed anything, and always trys to grab peoples dicks

Nook is a Fucking Moron

by Topher February 14, 2004

nookie

other word for clit

suck my nookie... but don't use ya teeth, okay?

hey babe, will you do me favor? No? ...so will you do it for my nookie? oh, thanks!

by Lisa June 15, 2003

Nooker

A Nooker is a commonly used term when talking about an African-American hooker/prostitute. The term is mainly used by the privileged white male while on vacation, a golf outing, fishing trip or just hanging with the boys on a work night.

“Hey man it’s Vegas Wednesday do you want to do Rippy Magoo‘s and get a couple nookers”

by BigJohn6969 April 8, 2021

fortune Nookie

An alternate word for happy ending at an asian message parlor

Emily- "How was your message"
Dj- "It was good i got a hand jibber at the end"
Emily- "OMG did you get a fortune cookie too?"
Dj- "Nah it was some fortune nookie"

by DTWOR December 2, 2010

Brush Yo Teef Nooka!

Phrase of exclamation when one owns another in some form of competition or as a taunt/insult. Other acceptable phrases are "Brush 'em Nooka", and "Aww #### honky, you got yo' teef brushed!" and is sometimes followed with a T-bag for which the owned nooka may brush their teef with.

You think you can handle this? You abouts to get a teef brushin nooka.
You contracted herpes?? Aww #### honky, you definitely got yo teef brushed.
Aww #### I just ###### in your mouth. BRUSH YO TEEF NOOKA! (bonus points b/c the nooka will need a literal teef brushin too)

by Ma'ahfuckin Goomba July 24, 2008

nookie star

chick who is so talented in the sack she should be in movies but alas, draws the line at gettin paid.

yo I dated that bitch, she is a real nookie star, she's got some killer moves

by macdaddy1 November 7, 2006