cal

To cal something is to overreact incredibly, or change your mind last second about major decisions when it suddenly interests you. Usually, you'll end up in a mess of drama if you cal something.

Hey Gook, you hear someone pulled a cal again?

Sheesh, it never ends does it? Once a week it feels like.

by Riceism May 3, 2020

Cal

Mean’s you smell like pussy and your nudes suck and you probably smell like ball cheese with your morning breathe

“You cal”
what does that mean?

by ILOVEDICKMONKEY February 8, 2021

cal juice

cal juice refers to the juice from a cal (cock) aka sperm .

ayy girl you want some cal juice :)

by cal_juice November 24, 2022

cal strike.

cal strike.

cal strike.

by dontlikestanislas June 3, 2021

cals

a short definition for calories

this banana is 134 cals

by plantnayeonn June 10, 2022

Flori-cal linear induction tube

This is a fantasy super high speed rail deep underground which makes it possible to travel from florida to california in 3 hours! The inspiration for this idea comes from donald fagens early '80s hit single "I gy this verse specifically: 'on that train all graphite and glitter under sea by rail 90 minutes from New York to Paris well by :76 we'll be a-ok! What a beautiful ❤️ world 🌎 this will be what a glorious. Time to be free!'

We caught the
Flori-cal linear induction tube at noon in Miami and 3 hours later we arrived in San Diego at noon local. We went to the zoo then caught a bite to eat at horton plaza and made it in time for an 8pm curtain at the San Diego Opera
It let out at 11pm so we made it back to the station for some drinks then we caught the 2am local flori-cal for a 3 hour ride back to Miami and arrived there at 8am local time!

by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021

CAL-Like Behavior

A "CAL-Like Behavior" refers to an interest and fixation to a certain ungodly degree towards a certain body part or fetish.

He exhibits a CAL-Like Behavior looking at that elf ears.

by CertainUnscientificMagicalGirl September 14, 2025