A living being without free will. Coined by Scott Adams (Dilbert creator). Used to illustrate determinism and the non-existence/illusion of free will as a fact of life.
"I can't help poking a crazy guy with a stick whose religion says you must kill people that poke you with a stick. I am a moist robot. He can't help killing me either, because he is also a moist robot."
"Yo why you gotta stare at that buttaface with the giant non-malignant tumour on her left eye?"
"It's in my DNA, dude. I'm a moist robot."
"Yo why you gotta stare at that buttaface with the giant non-malignant tumour on her left eye?"
"It's in my DNA, dude. I'm a moist robot."
by moist robot December 24, 2008
Get the moist robotmug. Very intelligently stupid has no life and builds robots for a living, build pc and has a one inch pinch. Probably has an extra chromosome to waste your time and money.
Dumd Ogre Monkey Victory Amen Life. Read the capitals for an example of a robotics nerd
Dumd Ogre Monkey Victory Amen Life. Read the capitals for an example of a robotics nerd
by Roman Polanski G January 14, 2023
Get the Robotic nerdmug. “Gee Bob, you really love to have robot sex with me, after I’ve had a long hard day, don’t you? Well, I hope you enjoyed it!”
by Treyk89 June 27, 2023
Get the Robot Sexmug. “Omg I love Lil Miquela!”
“Eh, I think those robot thots are creepy & set unrealistic expectations for women’s bodies.”
“Eh, I think those robot thots are creepy & set unrealistic expectations for women’s bodies.”
by exmachina2000 November 18, 2019
Get the robot thotmug. An ‘I, robot’ is when you jizz on someone’s face and let it dry, leaving with the recipient resembling the robot from the classic Will Smith film ‘I, robot’.
P1: Damn bro, is it true you got an ‘I, Robot’ last night? That’s crazy how did it feel?
P2: Yeah bro can’t lie it was pretty sweet!
P2: Yeah bro can’t lie it was pretty sweet!
by hainlad October 12, 2020
Get the I, robotmug. A myspace whore, or person who has a lot of friends on myspace and parties with all of them. Enjoys crazy activities, and is mischievous. Typically referred to females, and not males. "the human robot" originated in 2008 as a name based on a girl on myspace who was a party person who loved having fun. her name was constantly changed between different periods of time for example "the human vibrator" and "the human tampon" but the name that stuck was "The Human Robot".
by Yadirayuckytm March 7, 2010
Get the The Human Robotmug. This is a technical term that describes that process of adding a web page or folder to the disallow rules in a robots.txt file of a website. Its common usage is when communicating with people of a technical nature (like a web developer) who can perform the robots.txt update on the web server.
by too_tricky August 16, 2010
Get the Robots Outmug.