Adolf Hitler strived to kill all Jews; he failed. One remained. His name was Tom Kirk. This nigga had no penis and so he became gay. His quest in life is to annoy niggas in his journey to find some balls. Tom Kirk's parents got in an epic battle with Hitler's general Tomas Schumacher, but came off second best; they ended up getting cooked in a gas chamber. Hitler rapes Tom to this day. He uses his massive, bulging meat sword to raid the space between Tom's feminine ass-cheeks, and split his rectum, resulting in a bloody waterfall.
by CockSlurper69 June 3, 2019
Get the Tom Kirkmug. “neck”, Oral sex, head, blow job
sexual activity in which the genitals of one partner are stimulated by the mouth or throat
sexual activity in which the genitals of one partner are stimulated by the mouth or throat
by Kirking-It September 12, 2025
Get the Kirkmug. To Bhutanese shrimple kirk is to commit the act of watching Star Trek while inserting one’s phallus into a seafood platter. Primarily done in Bhutan this act gained its signature name Bhutanese shrimple kirk
Verb: bhutanese shrimple kirking
Verb: bhutanese shrimple kirking
by Milk8766 January 13, 2025
Get the Bhutanese shrimple kirkmug. by cornscience September 15, 2025
Get the kirkmug. a sexy 6’3 samoan nigga with a 8 inch samoan hog, he loves boys and slapping his meat on their tongue.
by mauikirk November 12, 2025
Get the maui kirkmug. by spitz___5 November 16, 2025
Get the Kirkmug.