donkey please

A safe-for-work way of saying bitch please. Usually used at family functions or similar stale environments to inform people that their opinion is not valid.

Karen: I personally like when my husband buys me cleaning products for Christmas.

Mauveen: Donkey please, get a life. 🙄

by collegesmart December 28, 2019

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Please no johns

It is something to say if someone is making excuses to win an argument or the reason they lost a game.

Person one: Zero suit up b kill's bowser at 70?!!

Reggie: Please no johns.

by 9dohead October 07, 2020

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tit please

Asking politely to see a woman's (or man's) tit

Tit please ;)

by Mr.Spanky. April 02, 2016

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Please vote this in

If you see this vote it in cuz like I wanna be in urban dictionary so please I’m a dank memer and I have 200+memes on ma phone

Please vote this in bro

by What’s a pseudonym? February 05, 2019

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Pepto please

A phrase used toward couples who are being very loving to one another, usually those who are dating, engaged, or have been recently married.

This phrase insinuates that the lovers' mushy talk will cause the person listing to vomit, therefore needing Pepto Bismol.

Rarely said to couples who have been together for long periods of time due to lack of needing to.

Lover 1: I love you darling.
Lover 2: I love you too dearest.
Lover 1: But I love you more sweetie pie.
Lover 2: Oh no. I love YOU more love muffin!
Person listening: Pepto please!

by PinkOrchid January 05, 2011

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