Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 2, 2025

Nine-chins

A slang term depicting one who tends to be so fat, it is almost as if a legend, such as the nine-tailed fox kitsunē.

“The girl was an astronomical nine-chins. The scale shattered beneath her feet into microscopic shards.”

by Big N00r4h March 15, 2026

Nine Vicious

Nine Vicious is an underground rapper who's been gaining attention for his raw energy, grimy beats, and rage-infused delivery. As a Nine Vicious glazer (a proud fan or heavy supporter), here's the lowdown on what makes him stand out. 🔥 WHO IS NINE VICIOUS? Nine Vicious is a rising force in the underground rage / trap-metal / phonk-adjacent scene. He blends hard-hitting drums, distorted 808s, and menacing flows with a sound that's perfect for late-night smoke sessions or getting hyped before some chaos.

"I threw on that new Nine Vicious, sparked up, and felt like I could walk through traffic—bro got me feeling invincible."

by Vlonejesse August 3, 2025

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

A sitcom about cops in the 99th precinct part of the NYPD who find themselves in all sorts of shenanigans. AKA my life

Jake: That's how we do it in the Nine-Nine sir, catch bad guys and look good doing it! (quote from Brooklyn Nine-Nine s1e1)

by Greg the fart horse April 28, 2019

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Brooklyn Nine-Nine is the best show ever created. I would definitely recommend that you bless your eyes with this show. It's "cool cool cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt no doubt" in the words of Jake Peralta.

Person 1: Hey friend!
Person 2: Hey dude!
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: Just watching the best show ever!
Person 1: Oh your watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine

by hugs_before_drugs November 29, 2019

Soldier Number Nine

Origin: From the Middle Eastern military practice of soldiers counting off and the 9th soldier in every squad becomes the fuck-buddy for the rest of the men while they're in the field. Related to bacha bazi, the Afghani practice of taking boys, dressing them up like girls, teaching them to dance and then using them as sex slaves.

In Arabic: jundi raqm tisa

American Military Usage: meant as a dark joke. If someone asks how you're doing and you respond with, "I feel like soldier number nine," it means you're having a truly fucked up day or experience.

You: "Hey Bob--how the fuck ya' doing?"
(Bob looks like something just shat him out).

Bob: "Shit, dude. I'm feeling like soldier number nine."
You: "Did you get wasted last night?"
Bob: "Don't remember. But at least I didn't wake up in a tub full of ice and missing a kidney."
You: "...or with a number nine poop chute. But you might want to brush your teeth, I think someone used your mouth as a cock-holster."

by Ho-Chi-Mint September 16, 2013

Shin Megami Tensei NINE

Some Japanese Xbox game.
Gained popularity from the Youtube video "NINE is Terrifying" by Marsh, and the script of the video was turned into a copypasta within the Shin Megami Tensei community.

"Shin Megami Tensei NINE is a psychological horror game about a guy who gets attacked by a giant angry scrotum at a Taylor Swift concert, and then spends several months facing horrific hallucinations from the resulting PTSD."

-Marsh, 2020

by The God of Mediocrity September 2, 2021