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by albert 3inst3in November 12, 2018
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Get the Nigel mug.Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.
by mrs tosser October 6, 2025
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Get the Nigel mug.A term used by inverted men both young and old who like to frequent public lavatories which they call cottages in order to experience sexual solace
Keep away from those toilets they're full of nigel nine-bob-notes going cottaging
Keep away from those toilets they're full of nigel nine-bob-notes going cottaging
by mrs tosser November 22, 2025
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Get the Nigel's dead mum mug.A ideology for all nigels and their followers must be taken seriously otherwise Nigel will disapprove
by KingKole August 1, 2022
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