NED

Non Erect Dick

Don't fuck him Emma, he's a NED

by Hardcocklover94 June 9, 2023

1'ned

getting 1'ned means that you got tapped by a nn lmao and you should most likely refund your (onepastev4)

get 1'ned you nn dog sit

by zerohvh December 2, 2020

gobby ned

dick-sucking idiot

we went on a ride afterwards, which was fun, but the amount of gobby neds there was annoying

by gypsiez November 7, 2010

Ned

An abbreviation that stands for 'nobita et doremon’

- what are you drawing mate?

+ Ned

by Torrezno April 21, 2019

Ned Bread

A loaf of bread, But mixed with Nutella. Not to be confused with Nutella on toast.

I want Ned Bread so bad right now!!!

by Kolor4ever June 10, 2020

Pulling a Ned

When you assume you've been invited to an event despite not actually being on the guest list.

"Dude, why did Tom come to your birthday party on Saturday?"
"I dunno man, I didn't invite him. He was totally Pulling a Ned."

by LionsandGophers October 4, 2011

Ned Mortensen

Ned Mortensen is famously known as Vape God. He managed to get a job at a legal company named Roberts Legal.
How he did this was unknown. You can even check him out on the Roberts Legal website.

Bruh, you're as cracked as Ned. (Ned Mortensen)

by jom jom August 16, 2020