the name NED seems like a very innocent name but the person who is named NED is an evil being. NED is the reincarnation of the pineapple of existence, which means that he holds a lot of power ( but not as much as GERARK), but he doesn't use the power to do good but he uses it to murder every one in his sight.
by GERARK October 05, 2017
by -iiqhbqb November 22, 2021
by bigbigballs February 14, 2022
Ned is a tall athletic guy but he also will steal your girl.
Ned helped me out with my math homework yesterday!
Ned helped me out with my math homework yesterday!
by Garbagels November 18, 2019
Neds - Non educated delinquents. Born and raised in the rough streets in Scotland, mid-teen and they love a bit of drink. The OG's stick to a bit of buckie and dragon soop. Some like to stand out fae the crowd and grab themselves an echo falls or a classic md 20/20. These mad neds and nedettes stick to the woods, the fields and make sure to start a fire wherever they can.
by Scotty27 April 19, 2021
The personality of Crutchie, Buddy the elf, and Benji from Pitch Perfect. Will nervously laugh when extremely uncomfortable or confused. Steals clothes from others even if they are sizes too small, then proceeds to gaslight them into thinking the clothes were never theirs. He will also use your injuries against you and gaslight you using them.
Person 1: Hey Ned! Wait… is that my shirt
Ned: Sharon we’ve talked about this I bought this shirt in Florida 2 years ago. You really need to watch that concussion of yours it’s making you crazy
Ned: Sharon we’ve talked about this I bought this shirt in Florida 2 years ago. You really need to watch that concussion of yours it’s making you crazy
by Buddy (the elf) September 12, 2022
A full on banger of a man with a knack of teenage alcoholism. He Only wears skate brands and does the occasional sesh with the boys consisting of skating and hitting that blunt. A typical skater dude, Neds are also very smart and well read but hide it under their incredibly chill persona.
"Why can't I be like Ned? What fucking ledge!"
"Yo lets hit that skatepark and maybe smoke up or something but I got a make a speech for the president so lets make it quick" Said Ned going through the speech he wrote.
"Yo lets hit that skatepark and maybe smoke up or something but I got a make a speech for the president so lets make it quick" Said Ned going through the speech he wrote.
by yeetmeplease April 11, 2018