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nosy ned

Jack is being a nosy ned
by Milley1 December 12, 2022
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Ned

An abbreviation that stands for 'nobita et doremon
- what are you drawing mate?

+ Ned
by Torrezno April 21, 2019
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gobby ned

dick-sucking idiot
we went on a ride afterwards, which was fun, but the amount of gobby neds there was annoying
by gypsiez November 7, 2010
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ned

Non - Educated - Delinquent

Neds tend to hang around in groups of around 10-20. They are commonly found in Glasgow in places like Possilpark, Milton, Govan and Sighthill. They claim to be part of “Young Teams” which have named like ‘Young Tiny Gringos’ and ‘Young Blackhill Tois’.
Neds tend to wear clothes like Nike Techs and LTs etc. Nedettes like to take the nike tech of the boy that they’re snapping or shagging behind a bush.

Neds enjoy getting drunk in fields or parks etc and like to fling fireworks at people during the autumn/winter months. In summer you will always see many neds at places like balloch or trnsmt. Try not to look at a bed or else they’d try to start a fight with you.
“your such a ned mate.”
Who the fuck dae you think yaer talking tae???”

“Send arse pics”
“Ahaaa i was in yer maws bed last night.”

Yer da sells avon.”
“Mate look at the fuckin state of you you’re a fuckin goff man.”
“Your a mad poofter mate ahhahahahah.”
by kazeeem December 22, 2022
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1'ned

getting 1'ned means that you got tapped by a nn lmao and you should most likely refund your (onepastev4)
get 1'ned you nn dog sit
by zerohvh December 2, 2020
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NED

Don't fuck him Emma, he's a NED
by Hardcocklover94 June 9, 2023
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ned

a "powerful figure" in a minecraft server called MinecraftOnline who got banned off all of its platforms and displays unemployed behaviour by wasting his time buying accounts just to evade
Wow, that guy who just joined was a total ned, what a fool!
by Sonic_Hedgehog September 7, 2023
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