time to leave the earth

An expression used to say that you are done with things in your life. Either you have seen them all or you can't take them all. You decided to pack and leave the planet, coz you don't feel like you belong here anymore. You cannot handle the shit on this planet.
Joe: Bill became the student president.

Jack: I guess its time to leave the earth

Rachel: Steve and I are engaged.

Peter: Its time for me to leave the earth.
by Rock-hard redemption March 25, 2017
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leave me alone then

When you want someone to stop talking to you immediately and leave you alone
by Thunderbox March 02, 2019
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Furternity Leave

When you take time off work to be with your new puppy
"OMG! Did you hear about Jessi? She took three weeks Furternity Leave to be with her new small batch, artisan made, non-GMO, free range, gluten free Yorkiepoo!"
by kwillhoite July 13, 2016
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leave the chat

when you want to leave the chat, you want to leave the world.
this should be taken seriously.
person 1: "bro... im going to leave the chat."

person 2: "no bro, you have so much to live for!"
by minyunkles November 05, 2019
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leaving jesusland

a kick ass song made by NOFX a amazing punk rock band!!
They don't want visitors in Jesusland
They want life canned and bland in the fatherland leaving jesusland
by LYO45 April 25, 2009
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leave room for jesus

SAID TO A COUPLE USUALLY IN CHURCH OR SOMETHING EVOLVING CHURCH TO GET A COUPLE TO MOVE AWAY FROM EACH OTHER
by MIXEDMIRRA August 10, 2017
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Leaving Clegg in charge.

'Leaving Clegg in charge' is a phrase that refers to something that seems like a good idea at the time but ultimately ends in chaos, usually referring to leaving someone in charge who is an incompetent idiot.
David: hmm I feel like a very expensive holiday to Italy, Nick you're in charge for the week.
Nick: Oh thank you David, I won't let you down.
*Comes back a week later to riots and madness*
David: WTF
Boris: That's what we get for Leaving Clegg in charge.
by Nex Solo August 12, 2011
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