Flop Nobbed

In poker, when you hold a strong starting hand and raise a lot of money to see the flop, only to have not matched any cards when seeing the flop making your hand completely useless.

Starting hand of A/K. You raise double the blinds, someone else raises double that, you raise again or go all in because you're pot committed.

The dealer turns over the first three cards (flop) and it's 5/2/J all of suits other than the ones in your hand. Probably giving the other guy a really strong hand against you and effectively costing you all your money.

That, my friends, is getting flop nobbed (a Flop Nob).

Common usage: "Hey man, the tables were rough last night, I was constantly getting Flop Nobbed!"

by phrostbyte-poker January 14, 2009

Piss Flops

worn out ,overused hanging low vaginal lips either belonging to a slut or a grandma

She dropped her panties and her Piss Flops were scraping on the floor!!

by Lulu1310 February 5, 2020

Flip flop

When two gay men take turns during anal sex.

"Hey babe, I was thinking if we could flip flop today..."
"You should have warned me beforehand! I had two burritos!"

by Knowledge Incarnate April 11, 2020

DON'T FLOP

Cringe, unfunny, boring, controlling little pussyholes with no creative talents. The sooner they delete the pile of shit channel the better.

Don't do that, it is highly off putting and makes you look like a Don't Flop battler

by Somebodyreal October 29, 2020

Drop Flop

when you shit your pants and have no time to go to the bathroom, while walking you drop your pants half way and flop the turd out without breaking stride.

Hung Lu was late to school and shit his pants so he did a quick drop flop to make it to class on time.

by Nicky Freeze420 September 13, 2017

Tonsil Flop

When your tonsils are so large they flop onto your tongue when you sneeze. Usually occurs in overweight people.

Did you see that? Big Paul sneezed so hard he almost choked from a tonsil flop.

by TBone512 September 26, 2017

flop and twitch

Involuntary Physical and Mental response to overly stressful situation. Typically occurs when individual is unable to take on any more responsibility, duties or other demands from their job, Boss, co-workers or overly demanding spouse / significant other.

Otherwise known as a nervous breakdown.

In the meeting today, someone asked Cliff how quickly we could incorporate new products into the production schedule. He got a weird look on his face and started doing the "Flop and Twitch".
I guess he finally reached his breaking point.

by Array1 October 27, 2017