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New Years shock

The sudden realizations of a new year. Usually in the office or at school on the starting Monday.
Person 1: Woah' it's a new year!?

Person 2: Yeah time to start over, ha?

Person listening in: Must be the New Years Shock
by Hunter Stone January 1, 2010
mugGet the New Years shockmug.

New year new me

A bullshit phrase used by morons that don't have a life.
Person 1: "woo 2-25 new year new me yall"
Person 2: "what kinda crack u smokin
by UDaddict121 December 28, 2024
mugGet the New year new memug.

Chinese New Year

when a man ties 10 Fireworks to his genitals and sets them off
Keven Pirera loves to throw his nuts a Chinese new year
by Xero42 June 16, 2011
mugGet the Chinese New Yearmug.

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