New years

You have permission now to light a illigal fire work ! But dont strap 10 packs togheter since it will turn into a fucking grenade. You also can get wasted .

Person 1: HAPPY NEW YEARS!
Everyone: HAPPY NEW YEARS!
Person 1: LETS GET WASTED BITCHES!
Everyone:HELL YEAH!
Person 2: Wait before we get drunk, LETS LIGHT SOME FUCKING GRENADES
everyone: HELL YEAH

by Ea sports sucks January 1, 2022

late new years revolution

Making a new years revolution exactly two months, one week and one day after new years. This can only happen on the ninth of March every year, no earlier and no later.

"My late new years revolution is to be honest, supportive and real!"

by seren3d_. March 8, 2025

Chinese New Year

when a man ties 10 Fireworks to his genitals and sets them off

Keven Pirera loves to throw his nuts a Chinese new year

by Xero42 June 16, 2011