Texas New Year

When the multiple loud bangs outside are logically gunshots, but is okay to ignore it because “its probably fine”

*BANG BANG BANG…BANG*
“Was tha-“
“Relax, it’s just a Texas New Year”

by Hahahehelol123456 December 31, 2025

Newfoundland New Year

Celebrating a New Years count down in another Canadian province according to Newfoundland’s local time, in order to go to bed earlier than at midnight in your home time zone.

Living in Ontario we celebrated Newfoundland New Years at 10:30 pm, and then went to bed.

by Basall January 4, 2026

Mozzaddy new year

Mozzaddy new year, a term that was popularised on social networking site last.fm in early 2025, is a mentality. If somebody is having a mozzaddy new year they are rejecting all social norms and not giving a hootenanny!

Woke up and can't be bothered getting out of bed, I'll just piss in this cup. It's a mozzaddy new year after all.

by chiccliquechick January 17, 2025

Dirty New Year

When masturbating you time your finish perfectly so you can start the year with an ejaculation.

This year you should pull a Dirty New Year

by Mango milk February 5, 2025

late new years revolution

Making up a new years revolution exactly two months and six days after new years.

"My late new years revolution is to be honest, supportive and real!"

by seren3d_. March 8, 2025

late new years revolution

Making a new years revolution exactly two months, one week and one day after new years. This can only happen on the ninth of March every year, no earlier and no later.

"My late new years revolution is to be honest, supportive and real!"

by seren3d_. March 8, 2025

happy fiscal new year

Wishing people a happy new year for each day of the year.

Happy fiscal new year!

by Profit and Loss April 5, 2024