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fucktaki mushroom 

When some accidently use the word "shit" when they wish not to, they might add "taki mushroom" so it is as if they were not swearing at all. This method may also be used for the word "fuck".
One day I accidentally started to say "what the fuck" in maff class when informed of a homework assignment. I knew this would not fly. Thinking quickly I added "taki mushroom" to the end. The day was saved. No one suspects me of being a potty mouff. The teacher, coincidentally, is actually quite fond of fucktaki mushrooms in her spring rolls. Oh fucktaki mushroom! I misspelled "mouth".
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mushroomsicle 

An exceptionally good tasting cock.
"That was one mushroomsicle that I'll be craving for a long time!" Said Kate after sucking Mike's penis.
mushroomsicle by Crunk Mofo August 23, 2004

exploding mushroom

An action involving one person joining the tips of all of their fingers together, coming up behind an unsuspecting person, and shoving their fingers up their butt while opening the hand and making an ecploding noise.
I'm going to give you an exploding mushroom if you don't cut it out!

overeasy mushroom butt 

a fart that smells like moldy fried eggs
I was in the sauna with my girlfriend when I learned quite unexpectedy, that she had a case of overeasy mushroom butt.

mushroom tea 

Tea made from "Magic Mushrooms" that causes one to hallucinate or "Trip".
Let's trip on some mushroom tea.
mushroom tea by Drocks August 19, 2007

mushroom top 

Term used to describe when fat chicks wear hip hugger pants and a short shirt. It describes the layer of fat that pokes out all the way around the mid section.
Don't you want to lick butter off that mushroom top?
mushroom top by Matt Booya December 26, 2005

Mushroomhead 

Theyre not one of the best industrial metal bands to come into existence.

They are THE best industrail metal bands to come into existence.

They began in Cleveland Ohio, where most fans are located, however, the well-versed metal heads of other areas may be familiar with works such as:

12 Hundred

43

Bwomp

Solitaire/Unraveling

Damage Done

Destroy The World Around Me

Born Of Desire

These Filthy Hands

Nowhere to Go

Xeroxed

...and the list goes on
They are commonly called a Slipknot knockoff by ignorant losers who like shitty metal like Linkin Park and who are too lazy to actually visit the bands website and see that Mushroomhead was formed almost 5 years before Slipknot, had a more theatrical concert compilation and performance than Slipknot and continued writing songs that would please their fans, rather than try to get radio time like Slipknot. They are an amazing band any self-respecting metal head should listen to.
Dude did, you know Mushroomhead has never had a concert near Florida and that "The Cartmaniac" is pissed about it?
Mushroomhead by Cartmaniac June 22, 2009