Sloppy Munt Special

To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!

Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!

by pomegrante_slayer January 22, 2021

munted stump

An example of a munted stump is Angelica Bucca. No further explaining needed.x

"Angelica is my munted stump". Said Kate

by Vancruiser101 October 8, 2013

munted

completely off your face to the point of facial distortion

"i walked into an art gallery yesterday and was so munted that someone asked if i was for sale"

by petemaaan June 25, 2012

Munt

A Rhodesian term used to refer to blacks.

Captain! There is a Munt over there hiding in the bushes throwing coconuts at us!

by Jan von Aroldingen September 10, 2023

munted

New Zealand slang: Screwed up or destroyed. But in a sense that something still remains.

That house was totally munted after the fire.
You totally munted your homework.

by FlatMelon July 21, 2016

Munting

Meaning 1: munting is baking lovely cookies for your grandma and isn’t anything else

Meaning 2: eating and sacrificing the short kid at school which is a Swedish practice among secret society’s

Meaning 3: putting your mouth On a part decomposed carcass and the other person jumps on the stomach so the organs and maggots and fluids go into mouth ( illegal and gross )

Person one: let’s go munting
Person two: let’s munt my grandma

Person one: which meaning are you talking about?
Person two: meaning one! Let’s bake some cakes and suprise her!
Person one: YUPIEEE

by verticalguitarist28 December 9, 2024

Munt

Man cunt - a man’s douched and lubed anus, ready to be smashed.

Hey John I really want to fuck your munt.

by Hamish 108 September 12, 2018