national choking month!

choke your partner while you kiss them day

(most girls like this day bc the secretly liked being choked especially the more "innocent" ones.)
(choke her softly then firmly grasp her throat harder)

girl1:did you see that girls boyfriend choke her...damn she's lucky asf.

girl2: oh ik why its bc its October, national choking month!

by uwumaker3000 October 23, 2019

National Freak Month

December The Month Were You And Your Girl/Guy Can Do All The Freak Shit Y’all Want.

Damn It’s December National Freak Month, Let’s Get A Room Baby😏.

by B00M3R November 28, 2019

Men's Appreciation Month

In the month of March, everyday, men are appreciated for being men and supporting their works. All men are praised, this doesn't mean losers. Good men in general, appreciation that they deserve.

"Hey, it's Men's Appreciation Month, time to get paid for dingle dong!"

"Don, you're a drug addict, not your month ."

by TheMenOfWork February 7, 2022

Birthday month girl

The girl whose birthday is being celebrated for the month leading up to her birthday. Everyday she receives something in the mail for her birthday. From postcards to sealed cards to wrapped packages.

"What's with the cool stuff you're getting in the mail?"
"I'm the birthday month girl."

"What's her deal?"
"She's the birthday month girl."
"Oh. So she's special."
"There's no talking to her."

by Mr Special November 2, 2018

Faggot appreciation month

Appreciate all your gay ass friends the month of January! We love faggots and are happy to have them in our lives.

Hey faggot, I appreciate you.

Thank you! That’s what faggot appreciation month is all about!

by Therealsealmaster102 January 24, 2022

Slap-Ass month

The month of October we’re anybody can slap anyone’s ass without consequences boy or girl

Did you hear it’s slap-ass month better watch out

by Gay nibba 68 October 2, 2019

Furry appreciation Month

Furries get a lot of hate and threats so, we’ve decided that the month of February is the month of furry appreciation. So tell a furry friend, or even a random furry how cute they are!

Hey milo, it’s Furry Appreciation Month!

by Fluffiest boy January 31, 2021