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montana fire

When you do anal with a girl and she tells you she has to fart, so you pull out and put a lighter close to her asshole and shout "fire in the hole". As soon as a flame burst, you quickly go back in to feel the warmness of the fire.
guy 1: "last night heard you were playing Counter Strike, you shout fire in the hole.
guy 2: Oh no I was doing a montana fire with a girl."
by ocho-ludwig December 11, 2017
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montana sheepshear

when your girlfriend doesnt have sex with you, you wait til she falls asleep and masturbate until you cum on her back then you shave her pubic hair then stick it to her back making her fuzzy like a sheep
last night i did a montana sheepshear to my girlfriend
by awesome24678 June 3, 2010
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Full Montana

Verb

To completely and utterly go full slut/retard in the worst way possible.
Guy 1: "dude, so she just tripped over that chair and everyone was laughing at her and she couldn't come up with anything smart so she just flashed everyone"
Guy 2: "god damn, blondes these days."
Guy 1: "she went full Montana
by Skankbag4423 October 19, 2013
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rural montana

Where the elevation surpasses the population
I had to drive through rural Montana to get to Spokane and it was depressing
by ZaneZaneZane May 10, 2021
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montana switcheroo

When you're dicking a girl and then pull out put a banana in and run away.
Me 'I just finished up Montana switcherooing your mum'
You 'Oh wow that's not cool'
by Beansytein the third February 28, 2018
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Montana Massacre

The act of ten dudes nutting on someone.
Guy: me and my friends did a montana massacre on jessica last night!
by Epicgamerboy69xxlel January 16, 2020
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