barrel of monkeys

The result when your sister mistakes your sea monkey aquarium for her douche bag.

This is more fun than a barrel of monkeys.

by Joe B Normal October 20, 2007

Monkeys Paw

The term used to describe the itchy feeling one gets from a hemorrhoid.

I think that guy has a monkeys paw in his shorts, he sure is squirming around in his seat a lot.

by jaz October 28, 2004

flying monkeys

AKA fly moes.

They just follow blindly and screeches constantly to the public and police due to the ignorance of themselves and their leader, the WWWH (wicked witch of the white house). Someone that swears they know the law and will quote it wrong.
Someone that likes to make a scene in public especially when they don't get their way. They're usually part of MAGA. Sometimes flying monkeys are also labeled as Karens', Kens', and Beckys'.

Once inside the store, flying monkeys circled around before preying on a family of 3 that they thought should not be allowed inside the store. The flying monkeys heckled and bullied the family about their nationality to leave, all the while screeching to the manager about having to wear a face mask.

by cynaim November 18, 2020

wrist monkeys

A jiggaboo walk or strut blacks do cocking their wrists while dey diddybop.

Check out the wrist monkets walkin down da street.

by Moe Foe March 19, 2005

monkeys

black people

This monkeys is sucking my bananas call the cops so we can step on its neck just like the other guy.

by Ihatemonkeys#georgefloyd March 9, 2022

Hater Monkeys

A person or group of faggots who have no talent and pick on people for being better than them.

A person who doesn't have style and picks on your clothes even though they're snotty pricks that want the same thing.

P1- Hey, you see that girl over there?

P2- Yeah?

P1-She's such a wanna be emo.

P3- I heard you, you fucking Hater Monkeys. Now stop being such a Scene Kid and go get Brokencyded

by SceneInBlackNWhite February 20, 2010

Clapping Monkeys

clapping monkeys means a person is very oblivious to their surroundings and just has a clapping monkey in their head because they don't listen to anyone else around them

You're not even listening, have you got Clapping Monkeys in your head

by Bhagzy April 26, 2019