jonny monk

A Jonny Monk is an unfortunate fellow of whom gets intimidated by his dominant and often aggressive girlfriend. It is not uncommon for the poor fellow to receive physical abuse from his female such as slapping and punching to the face.

Jonny monk: I’m sorry for forgetting your name please don’t hurt me
Female: *slaps him round the face hard* we’re done

Jonny monk: It’s all my fault, I love you!!

Female: Don’t touch me, I’m gonna shag my ex!!
Jonny monk: punches wall until his hand bleeds

by Isaac Gabriel Smith April 2, 2020

Monk fish

A destruction of individuals during rough sex and by taken videos and photos of them laying flat.

Your daughter laid flat after rough sex and laid there like a monk fish in the sea

by Clubnewcasino September 10, 2022

Monke Cum

A type of lollypop with a buttery taste, they are usually white in color and are the enemy of 2nd German Reich.

Bro i want some of that Monke Cum.

by frankreich October 28, 2020

Josh Monk

When a person has sex with a pathetic little man called Josh Monk. This is usually bad because Josh Monk's preferred type of sex is usually not consensual

I'm worried I might be Josh Monkied at any moment.
Im looking for a josh monk.

by An Elite August 25, 2023

Monk Stuff

General plural term for illicit and abused drugs; originated and mostly used in the Cedar Valley of Iowa, which is a state of the U.S. Derivative most probably from the term monk

Can you believe that innocent old man is on monk stuff?

Monk stuff was the only way he could stop his compulsive worshiping of his puddle wife.

by Bandita Chinchilla March 18, 2009

Monk-like

Containing both the positive and negative aspects of life as a monk at the same time.

That guy "Taoist Monk" seems to exude both the positive and negative sides of being a monk. On one hand he means well and seems to be helpful but he's also celibate. He' seems very Monk-like.

by Bigbabyjesus54 July 21, 2016

dirty monk

a greaser who just can't stop being a retard.

that dude looks like a total dirty monk.

Allan: bro stop being such a dirty monk, you got crusties all over you, and you got jizz on ur pants.
Dave: i just came here to walk.
Dave:

by cheek tap man June 15, 2017