brooklin mom

sex deprived middle aged women ranting on a facebook page about teenagers vaping in their neighborhood. they wear lululemon pants, go to moksha yoga on baldwin and definitely smoke “medical” weed. their names are julie and karen. no in between.

definition:

sasha: yo what are you wearing that is the most brooklin mom thing ive ever seen

jen: sorry they’re my only clean pants

by brooklinmom January 9, 2019

surfdog's mom

a surfdog mom is a mother who interferes in her son's life. She will do all she can to get rid of any female whom she does not feel is good enough for her little surfdog. She will even go so far as to pay the woman off.

I had a good thing going with surdog, but then surfdog's mom offered me a lot of money to let him catch me in bed with another guy. I couldn't resist the money because it was a huge lump sum.

by surfdog's ex January 6, 2009

Mom Check

This check is performed when you're not sure how a young women will look when she gets older. This will give you a window as to how well the women will age. You can look at her mother to determine several factors. These factors include but are not limited to: weight, build, size and mass.

I understand that you are interested in marrying Sally. However, have you completed a Mom Check? I saw her mom the other day and her figure was less than desirable.

by GDizzle4567 June 28, 2011

Aunt Mom

Usually married to Uncle Dad, and related to cousin Grandpa. Also could be the victim/result of incest. Homemade hooch in the backwoods of the Ozarks are cited for this phenomenon.

Kid in School: "Holy crap Sarah Belle!! Little flipper footed Jimmy thinks his Mother is Marie Osmond! He is seriously messed up"

Girl in School: "Little Jimmy is crazy.. Come to think of it, his dad is named Donnie!! She could very well be Aunt Mom!!"

by Ezekiel Calhoun December 8, 2010

Stacy's Mom

She's got it going on. She's all I want and I've waited so long.

"I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's mom"

by imgonnarockurmom2night September 27, 2018

beer mom

A mom who drinks great beer. Can be spotted at breweries and beer tap houses with other Beer Mom friends and/or her kids. Just because she's a mom doesn't mean she can't school you on beer facts, the latest beer trends, and drink you under the table all while wrangling kids, cooking dinner, folding laundry, and changing dirty diapers.

A Beer Mom just ordered a DIPA at the bar with a kid on her hip, while my pansy ass is trying to look cool with a domestic.

by Beermom4life February 21, 2020

Goalie Mom

A hockey mom whose child has chosen the position of goalie. She watches the game from a different perspective than anyone else. Her child can have the game of his life, but the team still loose, and he could be blamed for the loss, even though he kept 54 shots out of the net and they lost 0-1. She usually sits by herself, holding her breath or madly chewing gum during games. She chooses her vehicle based on whether or not it will fit the goalie gear and all the others that need rides to practice. Somehow masters sports psychology, and try's to temper the superstitions that come along with the position. Makes sure the held superstitions are met, as to not interfere with the psychology.

Other mom: Do you have a kid on the team?
Goalie mom: Yes.
Other mom: Mine is number 4
Goalie mom: Mine is the goalie
Other mom: Ooooh, so you're the goalie mom.

by 3 pumpkins February 2, 2010