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Lurk Moar

A phrase used when a lurker (one who hangs around a forum, etc, and very rarely posts or contributes in any other way.) makes a stupid, off-topic, or otherwise random and nonsensical post or comment.
Masterchief1112: In 5 days, we'll be hosting a gaming tournament based on Half-Life and Halo. Anyone who wants to join just give me the word.

GordonFreeman2042: Wow, that's totally gonna kick ass. I'm in!

Wildwoody69: I pee in butts.

Masterchief1112: OK, you signed on a year ago, you haven't posted anything since, and you come here with this faggotry. LURK MOAR!
by Frostbite249 April 14, 2009
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mogar

Is a machine that contains a vibrating dildo and/or anal pleasuring devices, that are strapped on to the user.
Joey strapped on his mogar before he enjoyed the porn movie
Betty strapped on her mogar before she went to bed
by Dianna G. Weishal August 9, 2007
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malarchuk

A verb to mean being sliced in the neck by a hockey skate. Can be accidental or intentional. Connected with the famous incident of Clint Malarchuk getting his throat cut open by a hockey skate.
If you chirp me one more time i will malarchuk you
by PussyPounder December 20, 2013
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Malarials

Malarials are a millennial contracted disease caused by enlightenment through the age of social media. Malarials often exude utopian type ideals of social equality through marginalizing as well as state run education and healthcare. Left untreated, they may swarm you with their problems while shielding themselves in safe spaces.
These malarials are everywhere. They spread their complaints throughout society, but never actually fix anything.
by HYD18 September 13, 2016
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Malarials

Malarials are a millennial contracted disease caused by enlightenment through the age of social media. Malarials often exude utopian type ideals of social equality through marginalizing as well as state run education and healthcare. Left untreated, they may swarm you with their problems while shielding themselves in safe spaces.
These malarials are everywhere. They spread their complaints throughout society, but never actually fix anything.
by HYD18 September 13, 2016
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Malarials

Malarials are a millennial contracted disease caused by enlightenment through the age of social media. Malarials often exude utopian type ideals of social equality through marginalizing as well as state run education and healthcare. Left untreated, they may swarm you with their problems while shielding themselves in safe spaces.
These malarials are everywhere. They spread their complaints throughout society, but never actually fix anything.
by HYD18 September 13, 2016
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Mohar

Just a really cute and adorable person, Always there for you no matter what and she is the love of my life, everything i've ever wanted and everything i've ever wished for. I hope it lasts forever.
Me: HAWT DAMN DAT BOOTY THO
Mohar: Shut up lmao
by sweden12121212 April 21, 2019
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