He is that guy that makes you laugh whenever you see him he's also an asshole when he tries to convince you about something and the most important thing about him that he sucks at football he doesn't even know how to dribble the ball and lastly he sucks at PUBG and if you ever met one don't ever try to examine him medically
by ZebyManga69 November 22, 2021
Get the Mohamed Desoukymug. by rkgetsgwp3 February 21, 2025
Get the Mohammed Kombosmug. by Fuckerx2 February 7, 2018
Get the mohammed mehtarmug. a cool guy good at dragon ball legends but a very gay goofball A yung yute who could also smack anyone up
by zakashi community manager January 11, 2021
Get the mohammed samimug. by amf s October 6, 2022
Get the Mohamed tahirmug. GIRl 1: OMG IT MOHAMED DARAMY!!!!!!!
GIRL 2: YES GIRL OMG DO YOU THINK I SHOULD DATE HIM
GIRL 1: HELL NAH HE MINE
GIRL 2: NAH HE MINE
GIRL 2: YES GIRL OMG DO YOU THINK I SHOULD DATE HIM
GIRL 1: HELL NAH HE MINE
GIRL 2: NAH HE MINE
by anonymous February 8, 2022
Get the Mohamed Daramymug. 8 Ball Mohammed
(slang; NSFW; Southall edition)
A notorious late-night move in Southall involving a sweaty quickie behind a shisha lounge, usually fuelled by a dodgy wrap and bad decisions. The “8 ball” isn’t coke — it’s what his balls look like after being tugged raw in a car park.
A guy who swears he’s straight, but by 3 a.m. outside Broadway he’s doing the full 8 Ball Mohammed special on any lad with a kebab and a Rizla.
(slang; NSFW; Southall edition)
A notorious late-night move in Southall involving a sweaty quickie behind a shisha lounge, usually fuelled by a dodgy wrap and bad decisions. The “8 ball” isn’t coke — it’s what his balls look like after being tugged raw in a car park.
A guy who swears he’s straight, but by 3 a.m. outside Broadway he’s doing the full 8 Ball Mohammed special on any lad with a kebab and a Rizla.
Example 1:
“Bruv, don’t leave him alone after the club — he’ll pull an 8 Ball Mohammed on you round the bins.”
Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought he was dropping coke, but it turned out to be an 8 Ball Mohammed — two hairy nuts, a lot of spit, and a ride back to Southall Broadway
“Bruv, don’t leave him alone after the club — he’ll pull an 8 Ball Mohammed on you round the bins.”
Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought he was dropping coke, but it turned out to be an 8 Ball Mohammed — two hairy nuts, a lot of spit, and a ride back to Southall Broadway
by HorseCoq August 30, 2025
Get the 8 Ball Mohammedmug.