Hard mist spray

When you're shittting on the toilet with a boner and your pee sprays up between the seat and the base of the toilet to either go on your pants or make a puddle on the floor.

Haha Peter must have hard mist sprayed look at the piss stain on his ass!

Son- "I think the toilets leaking from the bottom"
Dad- "no son, your hard mist spray created a puddle"

by Chapychoo November 29, 2017

Mist Flaive

Definitely a gay vampire in love with Saga

Mist Flaive:" I love you Saga"

by Yakisoba__ November 23, 2021

mist wizard

Another name for a penis.

Bill decided to prod test using his mist wizard.

by Ktripburritos November 11, 2017

Nut Mist

When she needs to cool down after an intense round of love making, so you gently spray her face

She was hot after our intense workout, so I gave her a 'nut mist'

by InappropriateMama March 24, 2019

Femur Mist

When a man's leg is blown to bits.

"Too bad that man's leg was made Femur Mist when he stepped on that landmine, could of pulled some info from em'"

by D-16451 May 10, 2020

alaskan flu mist

When a male shoots his sperm up his partners nose.

Last night I have Sally an Alaskan flu mist she loved it!

by periax34 June 5, 2016

Swiss Mist

The mist and odor your crotch develops after a long day's work.

I've got quite the swiss mist brewing today.

by DictionarySage May 1, 2021