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Military Intelligence

The mother of all oxymorons. Also the excuse that Republican presidents use to perpetrate such "just wars" as the current war on Iraq.
"Military intelligence" tells us that whichever country next chooses to oppose the USA is deserving of supreme vengeance.
by Ophelia Desdemona May 1, 2005
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Militant Atheist

Christians kill abortion doctors and reject condom use, encouraging the spread of AIDS. Muslims fly planes into buildings. Atheists write books and ask for evidence. Who's militant again?
Joe BibleThumper: "Those militant atheists are out of control. now they say that teaching science from our ancient book of magic contradictions is somehow bad for our intelligence."
by ubz June 10, 2010
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military

Military is something that dedicated people join because they want to kill some dot-heads. Like me, i'm a sgt in the USMC.
"Lets join the military so we can put a bullet through Osama's head."
by Tyler Mace February 22, 2005
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militaru

Noun: a douche bag who sleeps around on his girlfriends and doesn't tell his sexual partners that he has an STD.
Her boyfriend pulled a militaru and now she's stuck with an STD and a cheating scumbag!
by BGFACTS January 11, 2010
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Military Flow

An individual who plays lacrosse with a number 1 or 2 buzz cut instead of a long flow. Often forced upon students playing lacrosse at a military college such as Army, Navy, or VMI.
Lax Bro: Dude he's amazing at lax.

Lax Bro 2: yeah too bad he doesn't have the flow to play.

Lax Bro: Nah brah he plays for Navy so hes got to go with the Military Flow.
by LaxBro12 April 24, 2011
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Militarican

The extreme passion to be in the Armed Forces, Or is already in the Armed Forces but wont want to quit .
This weirdo is a real (Militarican) He even bought full kits which the Armed Forces use today.

A Militarican just threatened me outside!
by TheTrueAndRealDictionary December 28, 2014
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Militant Yute

A young person who knows alot about political, racial, economical etc. Issues
"If Britain leaves the EU, America will not prioritise trade with Britain"

"Well said militant yute"
by m.versxce June 20, 2016
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