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Meeting in lobby flying

Hey, wanna MILF?
Sure, I love being a hippie bird!

by lol_nice_xd January 18, 2022

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the most incredible gorgeous perfect women on this planet and should run the universe.

I fucking love milfs

by tate_langdon’s_toes April 26, 2021

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Mono Islamic liberation front

Next time your sons friends call you that just think of all the Mono Islamic liberation fronts

Son Friend 1: You one fine ass milf let me smack yo big ass, BITCH!

Son friend 2: Yea I would fuck the shit out of you milf

You: Yes I also love the sharing of mono Islamic liberation fronts *Smiles and nods*

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um… sweetie, why? uh anyways a milf is… uh…a hot mom ig-

“Bakugo’s mom is a milf”

by bakibakiniore__ June 19, 2021

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Acronym, meaning 'Monotreme I'd Like To Fuck'. Refers to the popularity among the people of Australia and Papua New Guinea for these egg-laying mammals, particularly the echidna, a land creature covered from head to arse in spikes. Despite this potential obstacle, the echidna is prized for its attractive waddle, moist, winking chuff and easy, bohemian lifestyle.

Look! Over there! See that platypus scamping about in the stream, with its low metabolic rate and come-hither flippers? Now that's a monotreme I'd like to fuck, or if you will, a MILF, yes sir.

by Smallgoodfellas October 22, 2013

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