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MILF

like literally MILF ^~^”
by User398345 February 10, 2021
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Milf

Mom I’d like (to) fuck!
by SGT_WRX October 23, 2018
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MILF

Acronym, meaning 'Monotreme I'd Like To Fuck'. Refers to the popularity among the people of Australia and Papua New Guinea for these egg-laying mammals, particularly the echidna, a land creature covered from head to arse in spikes. Despite this potential obstacle, the echidna is prized for its attractive waddle, moist, winking chuff and easy, bohemian lifestyle.
Look! Over there! See that platypus scamping about in the stream, with its low metabolic rate and come-hither flippers? Now that's a monotreme I'd like to fuck, or if you will, a MILF, yes sir.
by Smallgoodfellas October 22, 2013
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MILF

"Whats your favourite food?"
"MILF"
by seafoodboy October 18, 2020
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Milf

M: Man
I: I

L: love

F: friends
Zookeeper: bro that lady is such a nice milf

Tiger: you gonna feed me or what?
by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022
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Milf

A milf is a smokin’ hot mom. Like 10/10. They usually have a kid named Bradley or Cyrus or something. But dang what a babe
Bradley’s mom is a smokin’ hot milf.

I’d spend cash to get with that milf.
by Huge Brain 69 January 24, 2021
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MILF

Hey, wanna MILF?
Sure, I love being a hippie bird!
by lol_nice_xd January 18, 2022
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