micro-patriot

An American who shows their ‘love’ for their country, their fellow citizens, and the fact they aren't sheeple by wearing their covid face-covering just below their nose. Their are also noted for their small, technically micro-penis, genitalia. Micro-patriot is a portmanteau of Micro-penis and Patriot. Alternatively, Micro can stand for the small gap between their nose and their face covering.

I went to Costco and saw some real micro-patriots in the house harms you section. Not looking for condoms obviously because the ones Costco has would be too large.

by PortlandAlarmClocked January 10, 2021

micro progression

A term used to describe improvement over time, whether it is in oneself, a task or a situation. The term denotes a step by step progress of small improvements with each step.

It took me thirty years to become the best. It was a micro progression.

by Hugh Wards June 20, 2020

micro-bull

Characterizing a person who is not in favor of rising prices, but not overly confident. Similar to bullish but to a lesser degree, and most often used in relation to events.

Matt: 'Do you guys have a lean for the number?'
Matt: 'We do, we are leaning bullish!'
Matt: 'A okay, I'm a micro- bull this week'
Matt: 'A micro-bull?'
Matt: 'You know, like a calf'

by TheRealBee November 14, 2019

micro coverage

Spaghetti

This bathing suit by KylieSwim is literally micro coverage.

by Shortyish October 9, 2021

Micro$oft

Way of saying Microsoft to term that the company wants money

John: Did you see Apple's new release?
Daniel: Hell yeah, that phone is overpriced
John: Apple is literally Micro$oft

by your dad's basement March 15, 2023

micro realism

when a person believes that they dont have any other choice but to stick with the looser they have since the general public admits its normal for shit to happen in life like it is

my husband cheated on me but he still wants to be with me so he really does love me and not these other women; that's the micro realism of this place.

by mwangas September 4, 2010

Micro-Cuck

A man with a micro penis that wants men with regular sized cocks to pleasure their female partner.

Craigs List Ad: Micro-Cuck ISO man with regular, to slightly smaller penis to satisfy my wife.

by FillyWonka January 15, 2024