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Micro marriage

When someone treats their husband like a micro machine toy, only going where they move him.
Her husband couldn't leave the house without her permission, but only if he provided a written notice in advance to describe how his trip would be essential. Theirs was a micro marriage.
by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021
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micro-meters

typically used by certain boys named alejo as a form of measurement
“hey i just measured with micro-meters” “wow that’s cool alejo, what were you measuring?” “...”
by skunk420... September 15, 2021
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micro coverage

This bathing suit by KylieSwim is literally micro coverage.
by Shortyish October 9, 2021
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Micro famine

Nickname for Sil2
Ffs sil this is the eighth time you’ve killed me tonight you micro famine
by Peteclarkesham November 22, 2021
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Micro Penis

a term used by people with very small penis’ to describe people with huge horse cocks the to give the impression that the person with the horse cock has a small penis
if you are reading this you have a micro penis
by MicroPenisBranden November 23, 2021
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micro-criticism

also: micro-criticism, microcriticism, micro-criticize, micro-criticized

1: A statement, action, or incident regarded as an instance of indirect, subtle, or unintentional expression of disapproval of someone or something based on perceived faults or mistakes.

2: Criticising someone by using a different person as an example. Not necessarily intentional.

3: Intentionally criticising a person covertly, in an easily deniable way, as the actual subject being criticized is not referenced directly, but is only hinted at through situational context. A technique sometimes used in "gaslighting".
"My mother's story about a former friend was a pretext to micro-critize my life's choices."

"He made a micro-criticism when he said to me that he hates that other person's pants, while I was wearing the same kind.

"When I confronted her for insinuating I was fat, she got defensive and said I misunderstood, she was talking about other people, not me. I felt bad for getting mad, but we were talking about me in the first place. Was it a micro-criticism, or am I overly sensitive?"
by Spider689 January 21, 2022
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Micro Day

It's uh... A day.

Where we... Uh...

Celebrate the Master Chief
Wake up babe, it's Micro Day.
by NootOfRoses February 26, 2022
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