A strong girl who has had a tough life. Melissa is an amazing listener so dont take that for granted. Melissa's like to give advice but rarely ask for because she doesn't like to open up. She is a good friend if you have a Melissa never let her go.
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Get the Melissa mug.Fat, Liberal, Usually feminist, bitchy, fucking obese, oh did I forget fat as hell? would be a whore if she could be but nah, shes to fucking overweight, melissas tend to weigh in at 200-300kg at the lightest.
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1. A small Mexican circus flea. Famous in the Burrito region of south Mexico. Is a great lover of Spooge and taco's.
2. Latino American for small and horny.
"hey senor you Chihuahua is mucho melissa."
2. Latino American for small and horny.
"hey senor you Chihuahua is mucho melissa."
by sanchezandjebus69 January 23, 2013
Get the Melissa mug.Melissa is a fake back-stabbing person that only cares for herself and will ruin friendships and betray anyone to get ahead in life . Melissa is constantly blaming everyone else for issues she creates be careful around her because she may be nice to your face but betray you when you're back.
Melissa Is a Bad friend Don't trust her.
by get-rekt April 19, 2018
Get the Melissa mug.In Greek, it means "honey bee."
In Persian, it means "red rose."
The feminine version of "Melisseus", legendary "King of Crete."
In mythology, it is the name of a princess of Crete who was changed into a bee after she learned to collect honey.
She can be difficult. Sometimes even a snake. Don't make her mad or everything she once knew she will make sure to turn an entire kingdom against you to ensure she isn't the one who goes down for what seems to be your fault but is really her own. She knows how to deceive the ones she holds close as she knows how to turn tables.
In Persian, it means "red rose."
The feminine version of "Melisseus", legendary "King of Crete."
In mythology, it is the name of a princess of Crete who was changed into a bee after she learned to collect honey.
She can be difficult. Sometimes even a snake. Don't make her mad or everything she once knew she will make sure to turn an entire kingdom against you to ensure she isn't the one who goes down for what seems to be your fault but is really her own. She knows how to deceive the ones she holds close as she knows how to turn tables.
by Secrets&Lies December 21, 2016
Get the Melissa mug.German name, meaning Spoons. Can also be spelled Löffels and Cucharas. Is often very pretty, and sometimes retarded.
by MgkMerlin February 6, 2010
Get the Melissa mug.This bitch is a lesbian. But she covers it up by dating boys with names such as matt or dan. She's a cool girl to hang out with but don't be surprised when she kicks you out of the bed in the middle of the night for taking too much blanket. Melissa Carey can be used as a verb to show violence in the middle of the night but not remembering it the next morning or an adjective to explain a closet nerd.
"Wow dude you Melissa Careyed me last night"
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Friend #1: "Want to go to the movies tonight?"
Friend #2: "Nah, I hafta study tonight.."
Friend #1: "Come on dude you're being Melissa Carey"
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Friend #1: "Want to go to the movies tonight?"
Friend #2: "Nah, I hafta study tonight.."
Friend #1: "Come on dude you're being Melissa Carey"
by pooh bearrrr March 4, 2011
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