The hook method

When you put your thumb in her vagina then hook your pointer finger around in her asshole and put them together

"Hey babe lets do the hook method again"
"Okay just don't pinch so hard this time"

by Kram Mailliw June 10, 2017

The Messy Meteor

When you have the girl wrap her legs around you and pick her up and spin as fast as you can while holding onto her arms, then once the centrifugal force starts to pull her away, you nut and let go of her, causing her to shoot across the room, with a trail of cum.

I gave my girlfriend “the messy meteor” and now she has a concussion.

by AbeVigoda86 March 26, 2019

The Elevator Method

This sexual position is guaranteed to be a sensational climax. Hold the girl up to the wall while holding her up with your hands placed under her thighs. Then just go full primal instincts and beat that shit up. When you feel tired and need a break bring her up to level 69, raise her up while keeping her against the wall and perform oral. Then bring her back down to pound town. Repeat as you wish. Bonus points while performing this in an actual elevator.

Dude me and Cindy tried The Elevator Method and she squirted on me like a pressure washer.

by Dildo_Swagginzz April 26, 2019

corn on the cob method

A method of sucking dick in which the sucker must hold the dick like a piece of corn and very lightly suck and nibble from the side. The dick shouldn’t get wet and should be consistently dried to promote friction and avoid slipping. If you suck dick like this, guys will be falling over you!

dude 1: bro my girl did the corn on the cob method on me last night
dude 2: bro you’re so lucky!!!

dude 1: bro i know i’m inviting her over again tonight

by daddydong83831 December 14, 2019

The Moore Method

To stink of poo, fuck your sister become a massive incest addict and love to sniff older women on the buses and your dad worked at boots. Must watch Indian gilf poo sex.

Dave: Did you hear about The Moore Method?
Steve: The Brit Method?
Dave: No, The Moore Method.
Steve: Is that the one where you stink of poo and be a complete freak?
Dave: YES!!!!! THATS THE ONE MATEEEEEE.

by fawxx_1 February 4, 2020

The Dorchester Method

A method of driving where the driver cuts through a gas station or other parking lot to skip a red light on a turn.

Friend 1: “Yo the lights red, hit The Dorchester Method”
Friend 2: “Word, imma cut through this Cumbys”

by Pogfish19 September 8, 2021

ice cream cone method

when a man licks your vagina like an ice cream cone #trauma

that dude Jake ice cream cone method me so bad

by gaga42069 November 30, 2021