After you eat a jar of mayonnaise with your bare hands and your hands are sticky and it looks and feels like you came on your hands.
Brad: Yo I shook Chad's hand and it felt like there was cum on it
Jacob: No I think he just has mayonnaise hands.
Jacob: No I think he just has mayonnaise hands.
by Lil Mayonnaise June 22, 2018
Get the Mayonnaise Hands mug.Definition #1: A thick cold sauce or dressing usually used in sandwiches and composed salads.
Definition #2: An instrument.
Definition #2: An instrument.
by The only name not in use July 28, 2018
Get the Mayonnaise mug.When a dude hasn’t choked the chicken in a few days and upon releasing his load the back pressure causes a sitcky mess all over the place.
Britney hasn’t let Chad hit it in a few days, but last night she complained about the Mayonnaise everywhere in the bathroom.
by SexyGoodSex1856 February 14, 2019
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Get the mayonnaise mug.White people that hate mayonnaise in an attempt to distance themselves from stereotypical mayo-loving white people. By acting like they hate mayonnaise they are trying to show that they are not traditional caucasians and are not racists.
by phillipmarlowe September 24, 2018
Get the Post-mayonnaise white mug.Guy 1: Yo bro how did your date go?
Guy 2: Dude it was nice. WE made some Mayonnaise Cake together
Guy2: ayyyyyyy
Guy 2: Dude it was nice. WE made some Mayonnaise Cake together
Guy2: ayyyyyyy
by Matt_Money November 28, 2019
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