Matt Hardy

wrestler who has won many tag team championships with his brother Jeff. currently out with a knee injury (it is MVP's fault!)

OMG! Matt Hardy and Jeff Hardy are the tag team champions again!

by Karina M March 20, 2008

matt costa

a sweet acoustic musician that emerged from brushfire records, if you like jack johnson you'll like this guy too.

hey.......matt costa is cool

by klobashar October 24, 2006

Big Matt

A batemaster who owns/bates on Andrew Robison and Rick Rea. Will usually find him making fun of kids that play WOW and owning the shit outta them. He thinks its funny how kids tat play WoW get mad.

Guy: Hi I'm playing World Of Warcraft

Big Matt: WoW is for homos

Guy: STFU IMA GO PLAY WORLD OF BATE IN MY MOUTH CRAFT

Big Matt: LMFAO OWNED!

by Batemaster March 7, 2009

Matt In The Hat

A Matt In The Hat is when you take a slice of texas toast, spread crunchy peanut butter on it, wrap it around your dick, jerk off with the toast, then slap your closest buddy square in the face with the cum-soaked toast.

1. Ohhh, Jerry, you gave Mike a Matt In The Hat... Right in front of his wife?!

2. This guy isn't playing his position, I'm going to give him a Matt In The Hat!

by klano klanitis August 13, 2010

matt rubano

short bassist of taking back sunday. super sweet and awesome and funny and kickass.

matt rubano is my midgie

by Roxanne February 10, 2004

Matt

If you have a friend called Matt, you are lucky. Teenagers called Matt are people who seem one thing but, there is so much more to him as a person. Matts are usually emotional, and have a big nob. This may lead to an addiction of masturbating. A Matt is muscular and has a great body. They will undoubtedly get all the girls and are charming, sensitive and sexually amazing. They are the content, trustworthy kind who are secretly fucking their teacher in the classroom after school.

Matt: Hey baby you are gorgeous... Wanna shag?

by Gashman101 October 5, 2011

Matt Kemp

Center fielder for the Los Angeles Dodgers. As of 2012, he has the largest contract of any National League player in the history of the game at 160 million dollars. A real down to earth guy who works hard and has fun on the field. Wears number 27.

Dodger fan 1: I am so glad the Dodgers signed Matt Kemp to such a long deal!
Dodger fan 2: Matt Kemp = Beast

by Dodgerfan27 March 25, 2012