Jordan Martin

Crackhead who will rob 120 from your work place

Jordan Martin i dont trust him look at his van

by Dollar October 22, 2019

Father Martin

He’s the priest. Don’t trust him! He only tells lies!

“Yo father Martin just asked me to go to the garden!”
“DONT GO! ITS ALL LIES”

by 89oy May 29, 2020

Pullin' a Martin

snow shoveling

It's going to snow tonight, but I'm not going to shovel it since it's going to be warm later this week. I'll be pullin' a Martin

by nepats May 27, 2018

Martin Ford

A term used to describe a fat loser with no mates. He usually gets errections over Tai Lady Boys and he fingers his own ass

Oh man, I saw a Martin Ford the other day. He had tranny porn on the t.v.

by tklol December 15, 2008

martin blackwood

one of the main protagonists of the magnus archives and probably the sweetest boy to ever live - he drinks a lot of tea and has self-esteem issues. he's literally in love with his boss from season one to the end of the show, and it is destroying him mentally.

some kid: whos that
jonathan sims, head archivist of the magnus institute: my husband, martin blackwood. do not even look at him, you don't deserve his beauty.
some kid: sorry sir

by shampoo_bitch April 26, 2022

martin brenner

The evil dickwad who took eleven, (Jane Ives, now Jane Hopper) away from her family in the show stranger things.

He also goes by Dr.Brenner, and works at Hawkins lab.

“Oh my god Becky, Andrew is such a Martin Brenner”

“Ugh, I know right!”

by MyNamePervy February 7, 2018

Martin Bishop

Martin Bishops is a skilled and consistent rider

‘Martin Bishops is a rider’

by Jonny Sins November 23, 2021