manalyze

Man+analyze. To sit around and dissect every little thing a guy says/does/thinks/etc.

After her date, Holly was perplexed by the guy's actions. She called her best friend and said, "Come over, I need to manalyze."

by Hollydoll85 December 27, 2008

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Manolo probe popsicle

When you stick an expensive stiletto up a guy's ass and then make him lick it.

I don't care which hedge fund he worked for, I wasn't about to kiss him after the Manolo probe popsicle.

by MyMillie May 24, 2008

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mandle

the act of handling something by a man or like a man; an action under-taken aggressively or with a manly swagger or over-confident bravado.

Man 1: I was driving over the pass last night and blew 3 flats.

Man 2: Yeah?

Man 1: But, you know, I mandled it.

Man 2: Hell yeah.

Woman 1: I was driving over the pass last night and blew 3 flats.

Woman 2: Yeah?

Woman 1: But, you know, I mandled it.

Woman 2: Hell yeah.

by buddyboy1006 April 13, 2010

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Mandle

a candle placed strategically in a man's room that, when lit, guarantees sex will occur

1. My roommate is sorely mistaken, he thinks girls like candles in the bathroom. Everyone knows that's not where mandles go.

2. Bro 1: She's coming over in five minutes, and we haven't cleaned up from last night's party! It looks like a frat house in here!
Bro 2: Quick, light a mandle! She won't notice anything else.

by Farmer Daniel December 11, 2010

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