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peyton manning

Biggest faggot on the face of the earth! he is over-rated in the nfl by like 100...he has the biggest forehead in the league. Peyton is a god damn redneck and his mouth is so crooked its on the side of his face.
"peyton manning calling the play on the line...manning FIRES ONE DOWN TO.....oh what do ya kno..the second biggest fag in the world...MARVIN HARRISON....again.
by legendx05 January 26, 2006
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Magnitude

1. Size; extent; dimensions: to determine the magnitude of an angle.

2. Great importance or consequence: affairs of magnitude.

3. Greatness of size or amount.

4. Moral greatness: magnitude of mind.

5. Astronomy.

In mathematics:

- Magnitude (mathematics), the relative size of a mathematical object.
- Magnitude (vector), a term for the size or length of a vector.
- Scalar (mathematics), a quantity defined only by its magnitude.
- Euclidean vector, a quantity defined by both its magnitude and its direction.
- Order of magnitude, the class of scale having a fixed value ratio to the preceding class.

In astronomy:

- Magnitude (astronomy), a measure of brightness and brightness differences used in astronomy.
- Apparent magnitude, the apparent brightness of a celestial object as observed from Earth.
- Absolute magnitude, the brightness of a celestial object corrected to a standard luminosity distance.
- Photographic magnitude, the brightness of a celestial object corrected for photographic sensitivity, symbol mpg
- Magnitude of eclipse or geometric magnitude, the size of the eclipsed part of the Sun during a solar eclipse or the Moon during a lunar eclipse.

As an earthquake unit of measure:

- Richter magnitude scale,a measure of the energy of an earthquake.
- Moment magnitude scale, an alternative to the Richter scale for measuring earthquakes.
- Hence, ' things by removal ' may be one way of explaining perceptible magnitudes qua lengths.

- You cannot visit the Eden Project without being amazed at the sheer magnitude of it all.

- There is a great increase in the number and magnitude of earthquakes, many centered in the localities of the wars and fighting.
by ScreenFreak December 12, 2010
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manning

a "manning" is some one who thinks that they are cool but are usually not. they can usually be seen with a skateboard and depsite after 3-4 years havnt really mastered it.
1: look at that ass trying to skate over there!
2: looks like a manning to me!
1: lol what a tool.
by ilovetehkiddies August 25, 2009
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Peyton Manning

1) NFL Quarterback that often chokes in the playoffs. Some losers think he is better than Brady who has been very successful in the playoffs.
2) cocksucker
3) fag
Doesn't that cock-sucking fag look like manning.. wait, he is Peyton Manning!!
by bradyrules January 18, 2010
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eli manning

aka Eli "I Want My Mommy" Manning. A semi talented quarterback who did not wean off his mothers teat until he turned 22 years old. Also dependent on his father to make decisions for him. Not to mention he cannot own up to his own mistakes.
Guy 1: Man, I don't know what to do? I don't know how to face my girlfriend and tell her I don't want to be with her anymore?
Guy 2: Why don't you ask your dad to break up with your girl for you?
Guy 1: Great idea, dude! I am so gonna pull off an Eli Manning!
by ghosthunter September 29, 2005
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Mannioned

(1) this occurs when you invite a friend to your wedding and he attends but then when he gets married he does not invite you to his wedding.
"Too bad Tom couldnt be here but he got "Mannioned" from Blaes's wedding."
by Cal Ripken December 10, 2003
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Peyton Manninged

Going to an event at your brother's house and getting your ass kicked by one of the other guests.
by PleaseWork February 2, 2014
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