cunt muffle 

v. When a bitch of any type talks in a way that annoyes her superior partner. Thus the partner places a muffle over the cunts mouth to keep her from unextricating fowl comments denegrading society as a whole.

Hillary Clinton needs to be cunt muffled.

cunt muffle by Ryan McClure July 21, 2008

Mufflet 

like a muff, only smaller and only a little hairy.

"dude, that chick had a nice little mufflet on her"

Mufflet by Cmistro December 18, 2009

muffle

Slang for female masturbation, especially while still clothed.

I went into the bathroom stall for a quick muffle at work.

muffle by Kevin Atkins November 30, 2006

muffle

Short for muff licker.

Your nan's a muff licker!

muffle by Joe Harper May 1, 2003

Muffle Trumpet 

When performing the act of anal sex and the receiver lets loose an ass cannon (aka fart)

I was totally banging Nicks sister the other nite and she let loose a savage muffle trumpet.

Muffle Trumpet by Mitchy Cock and Balls October 18, 2008

Muffled noises of gorilla violence 

The ancient art of muffled noises of gorilla violence is something few can master, it's been taught for generation after generation in the suburbs of Detroit.

When performing an act such as muffled noises of gorilla violence, one must be very careful, anyone will recognize it instantly and will report to the media about their new discovery which will make them millions.

Hey Mark! I think i can hear muffled noises of gorilla Violence over there!

Really! We have to Jet over there my Jordan, this is seriously poggers!

Muffled noises of gorilla violence by MynameisnotJohannes April 19, 2021

Trumpet Muffle 

-The act of fucking someone in the ass while they are farting due to bad gas.

Dude, I took her out for Mexican food for dinner last night. By the time we made it back to my place I had to trumpet muffle her!

Trumpet Muffle by AdmrlAckbar31 May 6, 2011